The super funny book

Today I say hi, now I will do what I was meant to do.

Ten ways to annoy people you hate:

1•start saying why repeatedly non-stop. This should annoy them

2•say "this is really important, please listen", when they do say "hi".

3•Go to a restaurant and order a pizza, say I want it cut in half and order anything else then say that's all. then when they leave yell out "COME BACK IM NOT FINISHED TAKING MY ORDER YOU DUMBO"!!!!!!!! They will come back angrily so say and also a salad then say that's all. Then when they leave again say "COME BACK IM NOT FINISHED TAKNG MY ORDER YOU DUMBO"!!!!!!!!! Then say another random thing then yell out that sentence again, now say never mind this place is terrible anyway.

4• turn the light off during the night, hopefully they turn it on again so keep on turning,the light off until they get angry.

5• push two people together, it's very funny if you do it with two people who like each other.

6• When you are told to do something like a job or anything like that you need are should say "you never said when." Then normally a person would say " now" so you say, "you never said for how long so do it for a second then take a break."

7• similar to number 6, when you are asked to do a job say "make me".

8• If you put your hand up to tell them something if they choose you say " Hey doofus, I'm just stretching you noob." (Not at school you would get in trouble if done at school!)

9• call a person something dumb like pooface or professor dumby or farthead this is funny business.

10• When you are online text 'k' to whatever they say.

I hope you liked the first part this is only a part of the book lots more are coming out soon. Keep this book more things are coming onto it.

I think my first part was a little evil so plz comment if I'm right and tell me the truth

So now I shall do more entertaining tonight.

Now I am going to do some jokes.

Gain good health with Top 100 best and most hilarious Funny Jokes while entertaining yourself/others because it's never too late to enjoy the life. The best is day is today and most special person is you.'

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Dad - Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

Son - no way..

Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man.

Son - then its done.

Then his dad goes to that richest man..

Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son.

Rich man - nope

Dad: He is the COO of world bank.

Rich man - then its done.

Then Dad again goes to president of bank.

He asked - appoint my son the COO of the world bank.

Him - Never

Dad: - He is the son in law of World's richest man.

Him - then its fine.

Well it's late I'll be writing more tomorrow.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator

Q.how do you make seven an even number?

A.take the s out!

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Ice cream!

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Cows!

Cows who?

Cows go 'moo' not who!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You're welcome!

Adam[man] and Eve[woman] were the first human beings in the world

one fine day eve asked Adam' do you love me'

Adam said 'do i have another choice'

Thank you for reading my book, NOW I AM YOUR MOTHER SO PRESS THAT VOTE BUTTON AND FOLLOW ME NOW.

How to stir up your parents

Today I am quite angry, what do I do, stir up my parents of course. Today I am going to tell you how to annoy your parents. PS I haven't been updating my book regularly is because of my really dumb homework😫

This is something what I found on the internet (this is quite what I was after but still watch, and I don't hate

1) burn down the house

2) take a sh*t in there bed and put it in there covers so they have a surprise at night time

3) break there stuff

4) hit there cars with a baseball bat

5) call the cops and tell them that they molested you

6) call child services and tell them they haven't fed you for 4 days because you talked back once

7) tell the cops they forced you to smoke pot when you were 10

i'm sure any of these will work :-D

happy pissing off your parents

funny isn't it

Now for part 2

Those were jokes don't actually do that, (because it was them brought you here and it's because of them you are even reading this rubbish book. just saying I'm not an adult so if you call me immature its kinda true.

Well for starters you could use the things I showed earlier

Or you could deliberately make devastating mistakes like, smashing their car, mess up their bed ect.

Did you enjoy that if so comment and vote for my book. 😁😄😃😃😃😃😃

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Hi guys my final update writing this book, if you want to become awesome and continue my book vote and comment I'll reply if I let you continue

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Goodbye!!!

PS: I'll be making new books so still follow me.

Jk.

I was just taking a break from wattpad I'll be continuing on jokes, stay tuned for more books and more jokes!