#ICANTEVEN [f.w preferences]

- "daddy, can you pass the salt"

basically he was over for dinner & you said "daddy, can you pass the salt?". They both reached for the salt. This is the reaction...

— *quickly grabs the salt*

— on the outside he doesn't care but secretly he's flipping his shit

— "looks like your daughter has a new daddy now," he said under his breathe

— you heard & slapped him under the table

— your dad gives him the death stare

— ShOoK

— he lowkey is having a panic attack

— you take him into another room to calm him down & the whole time your dad is staring at him

— after he calms down, he says "you gotta admit that was kinda funny"

— "yea it kinda was" *laughs*