Chapter 17

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Doorbell rings and Neil opens the door and to his surprise Avni was standing at the door

Neil: Avni

Avni: Good morning

Neil: Good morning lekin tum yaha iss waqt

Avni: Kyu. Nahi aana chahiye tha. Oh don't tell me aapne gf ke the. Disturb kar diya.

Neil: Yaa right Meri nayi gf kal raat hi mila hoon. She is so hot

Avni: What. Tum.. tumhari gf hai. Maine toh socha

Neil: Kya socha tha

Avni: Kuch nahi

   Avni gets really sad and Neil burst out laughing

Neil: Oh God. Avni. Waise toh pure duniya bhar ke third class plans tumhare paas hote hai par aaj samajh aaya unn mein se koyi bhi plan kaam kyu nahi karta hai (still laughing)

Avni: Kya. Isska... isska matlab tumhari koyi gf nahi hai

Neil: No

Avni: U. Jhoot kyu bola pata hai mai kitni tense ho gayi thi aagar tumhari saach mein koyi gf hoti toh mai kya karti

Neil: Hmmm. Kya

Avni: Kya. Mera mera matlab hai ki phir tum Maa ke samne mere bf baan ke kaise jaate tumhari gf insecure feel karti

Neil: Aisa kuch nahi hota woh insecure feel nahi karti kyuki usse mere upar bharosa hota.

Avni: Bharosa.. Woh nice dialogue Google pe search kiya. (Laughs) Anyway tumhara ghar kaafi sundar hai

       Neil gives a proud look. He brings coffee.

Avni: Thanks. So let's start.

Neil: Kya

Avni: Neil

Neil: (laughs) Pata hai, pata hai ok so pehle

  And he continued giving her instruction and avni hardly followed even one of them.

Neil: Haan. And now kick

  She kicks in his stomach.

Neil: Aaaahhh. (Holds his stomach) Avni. Mujhe kick maarne ke liye nahi kaha tha. Tum

Avni: Sorry sorry sorry

Neil: Aacha aab aapne hatho ko seedha rakho aur maaro with full strength

She punched him hard on his face.

Neil: Aaahhh. Avni mere chehre pe Maarne ke liye nahi kaha tha.  Yeah mujhe hospital vij waake choregi

Avni: Sorry woh mai

Neil: OK. One more time. Aabhi aagar koyi piche se aaye toh kya karogi

Avni: Kuch nahi. Wait karungi ki kaab woh mujhe bulayega aur phir mai piche murungi

   Neil stared Avni who was very happy giving the answer.

Neil: Let me show you

In the meantime dd entered

Dd: Yeah kya sirji phir se. Issbaar toh ghar pe. Aunty ji ko phir se batana parega. Pichli baar bola tha toh haas- haas ke bhaaga diya tha. Issbar toh proof ke saat bolunga

  He clicks there photo together

  He clicks there photo together

ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।

Dd: Aunty ji ko sent. Baad mein kar dunga.

  As dd was coming inside avni was practising where suddenly she mistakenly kicks dd, hits his head and knocks him down on the floor.

Neil: Dd

Avni: Oh No

Dd: Sirji mere ghar ke cupboard mein insurance ke paper rakhe hai. Dekh lena please. Haaye mera qamar

Neil: Dd. Pani dalo jaldi
  
Avni in hurry pours 1 whole cup of coffee on dd's face.

Neil: Avni.. (He touches his head and sits there looking at her)

Dd: Sirji. Aap kya water purifier use nahi karte ho. Pani kaafi mitha hai

Avni: Woh pani nahi...coffee hai

Dd: Kya..

  Dd goes near the wall bangs his head against the wall and comes back.
Maar dala... Oooo Maar dala... Ooo maar dala

Avni: Tum itni aache se kaise female voice mein gaate ho

Dd: Yeah mai nahi gaa raha. Mere phone ka ringtone hai. Pehli baar sahi waqt pe sahi gaana baja hai. Haan, haan hum nikal rahe hai. Sirji hume jaldi se exhibition hall jaana hoga security checking ke liye

            Neil nods yes.

Dd: Sirji mai mooh dhoke aata hoon
  
   Neil looks at Avni. Avni gives a cute innocent smile to Neil.

Avni: Neil security checking matlab koyi VIP aaraha hai kya

Neil: No

Avni: Toh phir

Neil: Avni tum drive karke aayi ho ya mai drop kar du

Avni: Neil topic change karne ki kosish maat karo. Batayo na. U don't trust me or what

Neil: Avni aisa kuch nahi hai. I trust you.

Avni: Toh phir batayo na yeah security checking yeah sab kiske liye
  
       After a few minutes of silence

Neil: Neo

Avni: Ne.. Neo

Neil: Neo. The master robber. Jo shirf 5 minutes mai bhi 50000000 core ki choori kar leta hai.
Security cameras, guards, black commandos usske saamne kuch nahi. 15 choriya..
Haar baar koyi naya tarika. Poore police force ke naak pe daam kar rakha hai.
Pata nahi Kon hai, pata nahi kaha hai, haa par ek cheez pakka hai issbaar usske haat mein paiso ka bag nahi balki haatkari hoga, jo mai usse pehnaunga

Avni: Matlab.. Kaise

Neil: D' Souza jewellers aapne 25 years complete karne ke mouke par ek bohot bari jewellery exhibition organise karne wale hai
Jisme haar tarike ki jewellery hone ke saat saat ek bohot special diamond necklace bhi rakha jayega jo exhibition ke din laya jayega
And I am sure ki Neo kissi bhi halat mein yeah chance miss nahi karega, waha woh chori karne ka plan bana raha hoga aur yaha usske jail jaane ki taiyaari ho rahi hai, hamari ek bohot special team waha pe moujoot hogi, aur issbaar woh baach ke nahi jaa payega

  Meanwhile dd came out from the bathroom

Dd: Sirji chale

  Neil nods. As they walk out Avni keeps thinking something.

Neil: Avni.. Avni..
     
         He snaps his finger...

Avni: Haan..

Neil: Kaha kho gayi.

Avni: Nahi kuch nahi woh. Tum jao mai chali jaungi

Neil: OK
 
  They left discussing about the case and avni stands there thinking something.

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