"ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP!" Kiki's excited whoops filled the air, and more noteably the bus. Strawberry was shoving bags into the designated compartments and Finn checked the engine to make sure it was good to go. Leona glanced at the scene a bit nervously and located Maggie. Faking an annoyed expression she grabbed Maggie by the collar and dragged her somewhere they could talk. Once they had reached a safe spot Maggie finally broke the dazed silence.
"Dude what the fuck?" Maggie spluttered as Leona dropped her, now wrinkled shirt.
"I'm freaking the fuck out okay!?" Leona half yelled, half whispered, "this is kind of a strange sitch and I'm realizing a ton of holes in our plan!"
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[Legitimately a few days before]
"Why did you have me come to the chill out house?" Leona inquired, her gaze shifting to the clock, which stated in blaring red numbers "3:15 am" Maggie beckoned to the couch as she stood, almost with fury in her eyes. "Revenge." She stated, her voice cool, a tinge of anger in her throat.
"Let me elaborate." She continued as she began to pace the room.
"Leona, as you are aware, my boyfriend, Stephen, is hate dating your boyfriend, who happens to be my twin brother." Maggie explains, getting more than a little worked up, "I'm sure most people don't know, but, I fucking hate that, we've always had to share what we had and now he gets to fuck my boyfriend because they hate each other!?" Leona jolts a bit as Maggie gets worked up to the point of a yell. "So how are you planning on getting revenge?" Leona asks, her tone balancing the furious panting of the other girl.
"Oh you know, you ever heard of something called fake dating?"
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Leona paces slightly, "we're going to have to keep up the act for a fuck ton of time! We're stuck in a bus for fucks sake, how are we gonna keep that up!?" She whisper shouts. "Leona, according to Kiki, a chain of people linked by quadrants isn't that uncommon so we're fine on that part, plus we argue a lot anyway." Maggie states nonchalantly. Leona splutters a bit, "were gonna have to kiss you realize that right!?" She managed to get out.
As it turns out, no, Maggie did not realize that
"Well here's a start" she says a tone of annoyance slightly slipping through her even tone
And in a fraction of a second the two are kissing. The sudden feeling caught Leona off guard, her mind racing in the seconds their mouths slam together. The action was clumsy, a bit softer than either had expected, both swimming in the sensation. During the frenzy of thoughts, somehow the two had wound up with Leona pressed against the wall, the two fighting over control of the situation, hardly pausing to take breaths.
"Well hot diggity shit" a voice piped up from a few feet away.
The two split apart in embarrassment, frantically putting their now askew clothing back in place as Kiki leans on a wall smugly. "Here I was coming to get you to come help pack, but it appears," she gestured to the two with a slight nod, " that I seem to have interrupted something." Leona placed her hands on her face in embarrassment, attempting to hide her furious blush, with very little success. Kiki scoffed in amusement, "go pack the bus you fucking idiots."
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"So wait." Leona stood from her place on the couch, meeting Maggie face to face, "your plan here, is to fake hate date me, to make Finn jealous?" She asked, clearly not sure how this would work. Maggie responded with a nod, leading Leona to roll her eyes and walk a small circle around herself in frustration. " This isn't gonna work," she stated "Finn already knows that love and hatred are wildly different sides of the same romance coin."
"Well, what else can I do but try?" Maggie asked, moving to go to the kitchen for a snack.
"Yeah, I guess, can you bring me a hot Pocket?" Leona responded.
"Yeah but also fuck you for making me heat up a hot Pocket."
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Maggie and Leona returned to packing the bus, avoiding looking at each other in embarrassment. From the side of the bus, Finn walked towards Maggie, muffling a bit of laughter. As he stopped in front of her he held up a hand for a high five. Maggie accepted the high five, with a slight look of confusion on her face. "Nice job," he said, still muffling his laughter, "maybe the next time you two decide to do some mouth to mouth combat it'll be after we're done packing so you don't find yourself cockblocked by Kiki again" he chuckled.
"Oh fuck you!" Maggie responded slapping Finn in annoyance
He burst out laughing and booked it, resulting in a chase between the two twins.
"Alright!" Strawberry yelled, "the bus is all packed, with no help from the new hate birds over there" she gestured towards Maggie and Leona. Kiki slapped Strawberry on the shoulder as she stood next to her, knocking the freckled girl off balance slightly. "Alrighty y'all," Kiki said, excitement showing through her voice, "let's fucking go!"
Two hours and twelve suggested seat arrangements later, they were finally on the road.
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Quadrantmate of My Quadrantmate Is My Friend (at least kinda)
General FictionTwo mildly bitchy girls being hateful towards each other, one of whom that is moirails with the dude who is hatedating a taken dude, while also having a girlfriend, Kiki ♠ Strawberry, Finn ♦ Kiki, Finn ♥ Leona, Finn ♠ Stephen, Stephen ♥ Maggie, thos...
