Hey! I'm a GAY, but please be MINE! ♥ [Completed]

update 5 [the letter]

Update number 5 [the letter]

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Update 5 [the letter]

LORKAN'S POV

Okay it's my POV again! Thanks to my sponsor! hohoho And special thanks to the author na hindi makaget over sa kanyang 100th fan KUNO. hehehe joke! 100 talaga! hehehe hello 100th! kaway kaway naman dyan! ganda ko noh?!

So gora na ko sa storya kong bongga! hohoho! di ko kayo ino-olay maganda talaga akech mga teh! so don't kontra me! intiendezness! ?

So akoy gumora na to my beloved home na ang nalive ay akech obviously! hehehe pero di nga. akech lang talaga! kasi nemen! ang aking mudraders at pudraders ay gumora to the states. Di pwede beauty ko dun! maiinsecure yung mga nahilaw ang skin na mga kapre.

so eto me. cooking cooking ng aking dinner. aba'y akech ay macharap magcooking! gusto nyo matikman? wag na! baka maghirap ako. kasi naman diba? machacharapan keyo tapush punta punta kayo ditech hingi fooders sa akey! edi ubos aking fooders. intiendes?

kung hindi nyo akech intiendes okay langs! Maganda parin ako! Kahit magutom ako kayo! maganda parin ako! at kahit magunaw ang earth maganda parin ako! hohoho kasi nga MAGANDA AKO!

okay! tawa much nemen kayo hebeng nagbabasa nitong aking unique language! akin lang itech! Wag gaya gaya aneh? hehehe para lang sa maganda to!

So luto luto! Syempre ang susunod na nito.

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Malamang ilalagay mo yung niluto mo sa plato, yuckness naman if to the kaldero mo kakainin diba? eeewwwww...

Tapos syempre tsaka ka kakain! hehehe

Pagkatapos ng lahat lahat!  ako'y punta to the living room. Then I kita the letter that Ysha has bigay to me... gondo kaya nung letter na yun. with fullbusting design! OA na ba? okay lang yon! Maganda naman ako eh!

so I open it! malamang! syempre nakasarado eh! Malamang i oopen! hayyyss..

Pagpasensyahan nyo na akech kasi maganda ako at medyo baliwness and mind. DUH?! stress lang to!

Try nyo kayang kausapin sarili nyo masaya! Pero dapat mag isa lang kayo. Kasi pag sa public area kayo nakipag usap sa inyong self naku! ano kayo budoy? sisa?hahaha

joke lang!

So ayun i open it! 

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tenen!!!! open sesame!

Pagbukas ko. OMO! ganda ng sulat! calligraphy! hehehe joke steno[yung sulat ng mga doctor, tama ba?] talaga yung sulat nya. hehe joke lang ulit. maganda talaga yun. Kaya ang aking precious eyes ay naamaze! hehehe

Tara basahin natin! Makibasa din kayo para masaya!

eto na!

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ayan ang aking naging reaction nung akech mabasa itech letter. 

Ang unfair ko ba? Kasi akech lang nakaread ng letter..

sige na nga! i will read it orally!

Kayo din ahh!

eto na.

DEAR LORRAINE,

KNOW WHAT. AT FIRST YOU REALLY BREAK MY HEART. BECAUSE BY THOSE TIME. YOU GAVE MY HEART A MILLION OF BOMBS, THEY WERE ALMOST READY TO EXLPODE BUT IN JUST A SNAP. THOSE BOMBS MELT SO FAST. YEAH SO FAST. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WAT SIS. I LIKE YOU! THE WAY YOU ARE!

i LOVE GAYS. YEAH LITERALLY I LOVE THEM! INCLUDING YOU. THEY ARE FUN WITH. HMM BUT SOME OF THEM ARE ANNOYING BUT YOU, YEAH YOU. YOU BELONG TO THE FUNNY GROUP. TO THE GROUP OF GAYS THAT I LIKE THE MOST.

BUT ONE THING. ONLY ONE THING.

PLEASE... DON'T DECEIVE US. AND EVEN YOUR SELF.

GHAD! BAKLA NANONOSEBLEED TALAGA KO SAYO! 

SO ETO NA NGA ANG MAIN POINT! WAG MO KMAING LOKOHIN PATI NARIN ANG SARILI MO. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN DEAR.

BUT IF YOU REALLY KNOW YOUR TRUE SELF. EXPRESS IT AND DON'T HIDE IT! DON'T GO WITH THE FLOW LIKE MANY PEOPLE DO. GO COUNTER CLOCKWISE AND BE TRUE TO YOUR SELF!

PERO PLEASE! MAGING BAKLA KA MUNA HAH!? KASI I LIKE YOU! PERO SANA TOTOO KA :) 

YUN LANG. ANG HABA BA? DI NAMAN SIGURO.

OFFICIAL FRIEND NA TAYO AHH! WALA NANG BAWIAN NG FRIENDSHIP!

SO TAKE CARE AND GODBLESS!

                                                                                  -ELISHA KEITH

Ano? say nyo guys? helllooo!! nakatulog ba kayo sa pagbabasa? ang haba nuh? pero what the eff?! di ko gets yung bandang gitna. and i break her heart? akala ko jokeness langsss!. But this girl! infairness she like my personality of being bakla!

Kung ganun! She likes me just the way i am. i like her too! palag sapak durog katawan na puro silicon!!!

but guys about the letter di ko talaga intindi. Kayo ba intindi nyo ba sya? enebeyen! parang MATH sakit sa braincells! kalurkey!

bute nalang nandyan si heechul my hubby! hehe anu connect? secret!

segway lang ang drama ko mga teh! don't kontra! bad yun! hehe tawa ng tawa!? baliw teh? baliw?

Pero atleast this girl change my outlook to other girls. because those other girls.

I don't like them. so maarte! so lande! so... so... they are all paa--- PAEPAL.

But this one. I admire her as a friend huh! don't put malisya to that! i have my hubby chulie already! And i warn you! don't agaw him to me! kung ayaw nyong masoplak sa feslaks!

Sabagay ano bang concern ko sa inyo? we're already married! hohoho AND THE MOST REASON! MAS MAGANDA AKO SA INYO! hehehe

isaksak nyo yan sa bangs nyo hah!

And back to business! that letter of her bothers me a little. a little only!

I'm so beautiful! BOW til next time friendshipers!

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how about this one? what can you say dears?