In Heaven

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"Uh nuw em en hovan" said Audi

"wel uoi wel gu tlk te gud" said Audi

"hello Audi Carsey" said God

"hedo" said Audi

"cun u fex moi gremer" said Audi

"yes" said God

"in the next chapter you will talk normal, but only for one chapter" said God

"oey" said Audi

(well i guess Audi will get his grammar back in the next chapter, ok continue)

"wel thnk u gud" said Audi

"OH NO THE DEVILS MINIONS ARE COMING!" yelled God

the minions come through the portal

"WERE GOING TO SHOVE OUR @$#% IN YOUR BUM" screamed Minion 1

"THATS RIGHT" responded Minion 2 

"WAIT LETS STAB HIS THROAT LIKE HE DID TO THE DEVIL" screamed Minion 3

"OR LETS JUST MAKE HIM OUR @#$ #&@$&"screamed Minion 4

"NO HE IS ESCAPING" yelled Minion Leader

the minions stab god and yelled

"WE @$#%$HIM" they all yelled

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