"Uh nuw em en hovan" said Audi
"wel uoi wel gu tlk te gud" said Audi
"hello Audi Carsey" said God
"hedo" said Audi
"cun u fex moi gremer" said Audi
"yes" said God
"in the next chapter you will talk normal, but only for one chapter" said God
"oey" said Audi
(well i guess Audi will get his grammar back in the next chapter, ok continue)
"wel thnk u gud" said Audi
"OH NO THE DEVILS MINIONS ARE COMING!" yelled God
the minions come through the portal
"WERE GOING TO SHOVE OUR @$#% IN YOUR BUM" screamed Minion 1
"THATS RIGHT" responded Minion 2
"WAIT LETS STAB HIS THROAT LIKE HE DID TO THE DEVIL" screamed Minion 3
"OR LETS JUST MAKE HIM OUR @#$ #&@$&"screamed Minion 4
"NO HE IS ESCAPING" yelled Minion Leader
the minions stab god and yelled
"WE @$#%$HIM" they all yelled