Today, I brought him home with me. We sat on the couch together and as I picked him up with my hand. I slowly opened him, in respond to doing, I heard a small 'hisss'. I lifted him to my mouth and started to drink him. Oh, how he tasted so sweet. As I finished him, I threw him to the recycling bin and brought him out from the fridge. I may have had finished him earlier but no matter how many times, this cycle will continue. I always love the different versions of him. I repeated the same process with this can. When I went to grab another one, I realized... I have no more. I looked frantically inside the fridge and saw my former lover, Sprite. I stayed there looking at him as if I was in some kind of trance. "I can't believe i'm doing this." I said outloud. I grabbed sprite firmly and sat back down on the couch. I kept staring at him, pondering if I should even dare open him. "This doesn't feel right. What if someone saw me and told Canada Dry or if he saw me do this. He would feel betrayed but I have no other choice" I stated. I opened him and devoured all his juices. Then, I threw him away like the others. I took out my diary and wrote
"Canada Dry... he is a special can. I love him and all the different versions of him. Oh Canada Dry, you don't know how much I love you. I love you deeply, I love you for your pure drink that makes you stand out from other cans. Canada Dry with your beautiful green outside and your shallow inside shall be full of all the love I give you. Ginger Ale, I never knew you could make something this perfect. Coca-cola or Dr.Pepper are nothing compared to you. Although, you don't know, when you're gone I sometimes hang out with Sprite. He is only a small substitute for your absence. Oh, Canada Dry please forgive me."
I teared up thinking the worst as I wrote the last sentence. "I will always love you, no matter if you forgive me or not. You are dear to me and I hope you will always love me till your death bed, remember this." ~ Mira
"No matter what you do, I will always be here for you, Mira. I wish you could hear me but sadly i'm stuck in this form. It's all left to my next body." Canada Dry said from within the recycling bin as he slowly became one with death.
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My One True Love (Canada Dry Love Story)
HumorA love story between a girl named Mira and a handsome can. Short funny read