Dad: 'everybody get out quickly...'
random old guy: *cough* 'my legs are just going to collaps'
(guns popped into peoples hands, berets on heads, the random old guy had a french baguette instead ted of a gun)
Ernie: 'stop all this sitting and being ill and get to work! you (pointing at the doctor) at the front of the squad and lead them to war, whilst a read what happens next!!!'
doctor: 'ok!'
left, right, left, right ... their feet stomped out of the doctors office but when they got out to the street all of their gun, berets and baguettes disappeared right out of their hands and heads
Doctor: 'how did we get out here? Mr random guy get back inside you are on the verge of death, and this wont help!'
Ernie came outside and everybody turned back into soldigers
Doctor ' Come on men lets go kick some Alien ass'
Random guy *cough* 'you men go on with out me! i think i am dieeeeeee...........' and he crashed to the ground like a ton of bricks, the head doctor soldiger came over and checked his pulse
doctor: 'sorry men he's dead ... lest win for the random guy!'
little boy: 'kk what evs' man, like innit!'
left, right, left, right ... their feet stompped again, the marched down the road and met the Aliens half way. They all gave each other the evil eyes
head alien: 'we will defete you ... you two headed ear-wig, frog's nose!!!'
Ernie: ' ummmm i think that/ is actually you, as you are a two headed ear-wig, frog's nose!
Doctor: BOOM!!! you just got owned!'
Alien: 'oh so you making fun of the way i look now! well it's not my fault that my mum was an ear-wig and my dad was a frog nose, is it?!?!'
ernie:sorry
Alien: 'yeh well you should be' and got out his machine gun (from his pocket) and fired it at ernie
BANG!!!
everything went back to normal, but there was blood streaming from ernies heart...
THE END
