Me: MOM!!!!! MOM!!!!
Mom: -freaking out- What happened honey?!?!?!?! Whats wrong!?!?!?!?
Me:Call the ambulance
Mom: Why?
Me:Because my boyfriend is on the ground he is not breathing I already gave him mouth to mouth and everything
Mom: -starts calling ambulance-
-sees poster on the floor-
-hangs up-
Mom: Pick up your poster
Me: But mom he's-
Mom: Pick it up NOW
Me: BUT MOM
Mom: NOW -exits-
Me: -picks up poster-
Me: Are you okay honey
YOU ARE READING
Directioner Book
HumorRead the title ^^^ Some of these I made up some of these I got them from different sources so I give full credit ~J
