Words in the Wind ༄ S/MB

People Problems

Golly jeez, being skinny is definitely not all that it's cracked up to be. I have been made fun of for my entire life and my muscles are small. And I am literally hungry ALL THE TIME. I know what your first thought is

"Ohmygossssssh, she's soooooo anorexic... ewwwww, get off Wattpad..."

Jk. I hope that's not it. Because then you'd probably be just as stinking nasty as those feet of yours (I hate feet, duh). Sorry. Ignore my rants. 

Having small muscles is not a result of me being "disorderly". I'm just freaking tiny. When I gain weight, I lose it really fast because I do, however, have a high/fast metabolism. So no, my body does not show for the four meals I eat per day. Do not be jealous. It sucks. You'd think I'd have like a really freakin crispy-sharp jawline like Natalia Dyer (who is my QUEEN), but no, I just have ankles that I can fit my hand around, and really tiny arms. And a tiny waist. And wrists. And perception of the world (we all know that's a lie). IT IS NOT FUN. 

Finding jeans? Let's not go there. Finding clothes in general, let's GO. It takes so much effort to see these people who already know their size and they can go into a store and just walk out with clothes that look good and fit them. Me, I have to wander the aisles, try on 50 pairs of the same jeans, only to find out that they fit like khakis. They are either too large in the waist and a perfect length for long legs, or the other freakin way around. Also, I have minimal ass to hold up said jeans. The world is cruel.

Being tall and skinny is whatever you make of it, but keep in mind that we have body problems too. Like, my woman cycle? Whack. Where even is it? Not even complaining. But I'm not pregnant, so... Heh?