Chan: Jeongin, where's Jisung?
Jeongin: Doing stuff.
Chan: Then where is Minho?
Jeongin: Trying to stop Jisung from doing stuff.
Chan: So where is Felix?
Jeongin: Stopping Minho from stopping Jisung from doing stuff.
Chan: If they're doing all that, why are you here and not with them?
Jeongin: I have to keep you distracted so you can't stop Felix from stopping Minho from stopping Jisung from doing stuff.
Chan, exasperated: I give up.
~~~
The ship is sinking.
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