Shit That Pisses Me Off In Life

SLOW REPLIERS.

LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS ANNOYS ME

OKAY SO BASICALLY I SEE SOMEONE IS ONLINE SO I MESSAGE THEM SAYING

"HEYY X "

AND THIS IS LIKE AT 7:00pm THEY DONT SEE OR REPLY SO I LEAVE IT THEN LIKE A FUCKING HOUR LATER THEY ARE ALL LIKE

"HI X"

LIKE BITCH I MESSAGED YOU LIKE 1426352 HOURS AGO AND NOW YOU REPLY LIKE WTF DID SOME FUCKING GOBLIN COME AND TAKE YOUR PHONE FOR AGES.

SO I MESSAGE BACK AND GUESS WHAT THEY DONT FUCKING REPLY.
BUT WHEN I DONT REPLY ITS FUCKING WW3

THEY ARE SWEARING BEING ALL LIKE FUCK IN HELL YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING SLOW REPLIER YOU FUCKING STUPID HOE.

THEN THE SPAMMING HAPPENS AND FUCK IN HELL THAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER.

THEY START WW3 WITH GOBLINS AND DEMONS AND ALL THIS OTHER SHIT COMING DOWN ON YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS.

LIEK IF I MESSAGE YOU THAT MEANS I WANNA TALK TO YOU NOW NOT FUCKING 6262525 HOURS LATER YOU DICK.

THESE PEOPLE ARE USUALLY GUYS TOO LIKE URGH NO HOE.

I JUST WANNA PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE,OR BETTER YET HIT THEM IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR WITH SPIKES DIPPED IN ACID YOU PEASANT.

AND NOW MY BLOOD IS BOILING 👿👿😡😡😡😠😠