JUST A LOST BOY

3. headcannons

I҉ dipper is colorblind — more specifically red/green colorblindI҉

I҉he prefers a bath over a shower any day and jams out to ' girls just wanna have fun ' I҉

I҉he has a terrible fear of vampires because on Halloween somebody dressed as a vampire chased himI҉

I҉dipper gets tutoredI҉

I҉he feels short for his ageI҉

I҉he's self-conscious about his birthmarkI҉

I҉in 4th grade people used to think he was gay so he hid in the slide at recess and criedI҉

I҉he still watches a ton of cartoonsI҉

I҉dipper sews old curtains together and once made a ' bad-ass' looking sweaterI҉

I҉he is extremely clumsy I҉

I҉dipper breaks 70% of the stuff he touchesI҉

I҉he is a sore loserI҉

I҉he sucks at lacrosseI҉

I҉a lacrosse ball broke his nose beforeI҉

I҉dippers usually the one to get hit with a ballI҉

I҉he says stupid things without even realizing it I҉

I҉he thinks he can danceI҉

I҉dipper says when he's old he'll still be hot I҉

I҉he usually gets detention for not doing his homeworkI҉

I҉dipper loves meatball subsI҉

I҉he's good at playing baseballI҉

I҉when he was little he wanted a pet foxI҉

I҉he talks in his sleepI҉

I҉dipper has punched someone in the face beforeI҉

I҉he wishes he could have a pet cat — but if he did he would dieI҉

I҉he's cocky afI҉

I҉he thinks his crush likes him backI҉

I҉dipper had a dream that he got nominated for the best smile awardI҉

I҉he's never encountered pennywise I҉

I҉dipper was good friends with richie tozier in kindergarten, first grade, second grade and third grade but in fourth grade richie got put in the smart kid class and dipper went to the other one and they stopped talking.I҉

I҉he is a huge softie and cries extremely hard when people die — even if he doesn't know themI҉

I҉dipper had a girlfriend in pre-school but she left him for another dude so he fingerpainted on her shirt when it was naptimeI҉

I҉he moved to derry when he was 5I҉

I҉he has a pet husky named Beast Boy which is his best friendI҉