Warning: This one contains quite a bit of bathroom humor.
1) Go into a stall next to an occupied one and make fake farting noises.
2) Say, "Interesting, more floaters than sinkers."
3) Put mushed up Snickers in each toilet.
4) Put a hand mirror under a stall and say, "Peekaboo!"
5) Flush and say, "Dang! I knew it would get stuck! Now what am I gonna do?"
6) If there's a line, dance around, and when nobody's looking, pour a little water on yourself.
7) If there's a line, threaten to do your business on somebody's shoe if they don't let you go in front of them.
Yup, this one's really short, sadly.
