Author Note: Hey guys, I just remembered this story and will make part 3
You walk up from your depression then use this alarm clock to wake you up. You are a bit weirded out thought because you were having wet dreams about Shrek coming over to your house and........
Today you took birth control because shrek said so and you bored af. You look through your dirty ass house with rats and roaches and get sad and you cry. You decide its not that bad tho cuz ur bathroom is really aesthic and great for your potential only fans cuz u lost your job due to your bosses death. You wonder if you should call suck jin but then u realize he is doing is work so you decide not too.
Anyways you are making weed donuts for breakfast and you here someone knocking on your door. You walk closer to the door and see through the window a female ogre dresses as a princess. She says the words:
"PULL UP HOE, I HEARD YOU WAS SNITICHING ABOUT MY MANS"
You are still high af from the weed brownies so you decide to not deal with that hating ass hoe. She is still knocking on the door and tries to break down the door but she gives up and says she is coming back. you don't give a fuck but then she comes back with her crew who are dressed like a sexual fantasy of a businessman with a dark and specific fetish. The weed as worn off now so you decide to pull up on them, with a ak47. You kill of gang members but only manage to severly injure the female ogre. She is clearly in pain and you debate whether to help her or not as she started it, you check if you can help her and see the name "Fiona and Shrek 5 evah" on a tattoo in that one picsart font. She then tells you "I *weeze* just wanted to fight physically *wheeze* why tf did you bring a gun into this????". Then she died but you here someone say "Hey gurl wazzup".
