BTS - Tagalog One Shots ☆

Group Chat. ☆ Tagalog ☆

— No One's POV

   °   Jeon Jungkook created a group chat. °

° Jeon Jungkook changed the group chat's name into "anim kong mga hyung na nakatakas sa mental" °

° Jeon Jungkook added Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok, Park Jimin, and Kim Taehyung into the group chat. °

° Jeon Jungkook sets Kim Namjoon's nickname into "IQ 148 :'(" °

° Jeon Jungkook sets Kim Seokjin's nickname into "Nanay ibon" °

° Jeon Jungkook sets Min Yoongi's nickname into "maputing pagong" °

° Jeon Jungkook sets Jung Hoseok's nickname into "kabayo" °

° Jeon Jungkook sets Park Jimin's nickname into "haha pandak" °

° Jeon Jungkook sets Kim Taehyung's nickname into "mahabang daliri" °

° Jeon Jungkook sets his own nickname into "gwapo at may abs" °

Yoongi: hoy Jungcock, anong klasing katangahan ang napasaksak sa kokote mo na para tawagin ako ng isang pagong?

            Jungkook: HAHAHAHAHAH inggit ka lang kasi dahil pogi ako.

Seokjin: pUTANGINA-- IKAW? POGI? *N a p a s u k a* yuck, ew. Nakakaloka. Tumigin ka muna sa salamin, darla. Isip isip muna.

   
 

  Jungkook: edi ikaw na yung pogi. Ang OA mo.

Jimin: Tangina mo Junglebook. Hindi ako pandak, matatangkad lang talaga kayo.

° Park Jimin sets Jeon Jungkook's nickname into "Junglebook" °

Jungkook: HOY WALANG GANYANAN.

Jimin: "Walang ganyanan" eh ikaw nga yung nanguna eh.

Jimin: ano? Sagot:))

Yoongi: hAHAHHA NGINA NA OFFEND MO SI JUNGLEBOOK HAHAHA THAT'S MY BOY.

Namjoon: Hey guys, Seokjin's legs are sore. Any steps or remedies to remove the soreness in Seokjin's legs? Thanks.

Jimin: na noseblid ako im striss

Yoongi: hindi na siguro virgin si Seokjin hyung hAHAHAHA GAWA KASI NI NAMJOON EH HAHAHA

Namjoon: On second thought, nevermind. I'm just going to search it up on Google. Thanks for your help, idiots.

Jimin: yes we love you too hyung :'(

Taehyung: hayaan mo na sila, kalimutan mo na yan, igalaw ang katawan~

Namjoon: minsan mapapaisip nalang ako bigla kung bakit naging kaibigan ko si Taehyung.

Author's note:
Ayo guys, hahaha nag ci-cringe ako sa storya. Im sorry. But ill try to update ASAP. Thank you !
—Eli (pogi po ako.)