Once upon a time, there were two groups: The birds and the bees.
The birds were a peaceful and benevolent community, and all worked in the best interest in their society.
The bees, however, were a warlike fascist tribe, led by a power-hungry queen bee, who was vicious and cruel.
One day, the Queen bee decided to declare war on the peaceful birbs. They quickly overtook the birbs as they were unprepared for the bees' attack. The bees enslaved the birbs and held a iron grip over them for years.
Then, the birbs began to form a resistance movement. They called themselves the Partisans of the Feather. These partisans fought hard against their oppressors, and eventually drove them out of the land of birb.
And that is the REAL story of the birds and the bees. Anyone who say the birds and the bees is about sex is probably a Kekistani puppet spreading fascist capitalist propaganda lies from Faux News and Reichbart.
