Every mirror you buy from a store is technically in used condition.
Out of all the people who die in my lifetime, no matter what, I will be the last to die.
In order to actually fall asleep we have to pretend to be asleep.
The word 'Fat' sorta looks like the word 'Eat' but with a bite taken off the letter 'E'.
When your top isn't tucked into your trousers your trousers are tucked into your top.
We say 'Hair' to refer to allot of it, but we say 'Hairs' to refer to a few of them.
If 2 people on the exact opposite ends of the world drop a piece of bread the earth becomes an extremely over-filled sandwich.
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De TodoI will just come here to talk about irrelevant shit and story's I've read and loved.
