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Robyn: What's this?

IceCube: ??

Dre: Huh

Marshall: /

Dre: You still cant use a phone Marshall?

Marshall: I can, It was an accident I meant ?*

Jay Z: What's this?

Kanye: ?

Beyoncé: ??

Fifty: Yo

Robyn: so is anyone gonna explain or...

Dre: Yeah, sorry I made this groupchat cause I was bored ha, y'all can leave if you want

IceCube: Nah ill stay, seems cool.

Marshall: Alright.

Robyn: Idk what to say.....so any new projects?

Dre: Ive been working a series..and new music

Jay Z: Ill stay in the gc too

Kanye: When are you releasing the Detox album

Fifty: I know man come on, you've been working on it for a loooong time

Marshall: I'm sure it's beyond perfect Dre

Dre: Idek if ill ever release it

Robyn: come on

Jay Z: I know man, you've been keeping us hyped for nothing?

Beyoncé: I understand you want it to be perfect but sometimes when you work on something too long it begins to become way too prefect and falls apart.

Dre: Idk we'll see..

Kanye: So rih the media is going crazy about you

Robyn: Why..

Kanye:

Robyn: Because of my shoes?

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Robyn: Because of my shoes?

Kanye: noooo cause you seem to walk perfectly over the holes

Marshall: Ohh I see, how do you even do that?

Robyn: I add weight on my toes instead of heel lol

Fifty: That seems hard

Robyn & Beyoncé: It is

JAy Z: haha

Eminem: I need new features for an upcoming project

(Next texts inspired by a YouTube video I saw )

Dre: Did

Marshall: Whats up with this cardi B ?

Dre: You

Jay Z: Ill check my schedule

Dre: Forget

IceCube: ehh

Dre: About

Marshall: Dre? Are you okay?

Fifty: I might be able to feature in some

Dre: No! Did you forget about Dre!!

Marshall: Ohhhhh ha no I thought you were doing beats

Robyn: Now a-days everybody wanna act like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish these mother ——— act like they forgot about Dre...or something like that

Dre: Beats by dre
    Beats producer
     Beats your a-- too

Kanye: Chilll

Jay Z: lmao are you okay?

Marshall: dam..sh— okay then

Fifty: haha

Beyonce: Coachella bout to be lit

Marshall: yeah

Jay Z: mhm

Dre: wait so em, you need features?

Marshall: Yeah

Dre: I can help

Jay Z: Idk man might take you years to perfectionize it

Dre: Oh shut the —— up

Robyn: Why the —— is every curse word censored

Fifty: Probably the server sensors it

Marshal: F——

Kanye: I'm taking a break rn so idk if I'm down to feature anywhere yet

Robyn: Do you need a hook or like an actual rap cause I dont rap.

Jay Z: Thats not what your lemon track says

Robyn: That was just for fun haha

Fifty: Bouncin around bouncin around

Dre: I pull up with a lemon

Marshall: To be honest, I haven't heard it...

Dre: come on em, you dont keep track of rih's music anymore?

Jay Z: Oooo guess rih ain't friends with the monster anymore..

Marshall: just because I dont keep track of her music doesn't mean we cant be friends..

Fifty: I love the way your lying right now

Jay Z: haha

Fifty: I'm kidding lol em's right

Dre: Just go listen to it

Kanye: Bey also dropped a song with Jay and she rapped

Jay Z: Haha yea

Robyn: so, when's blue dropping a single?

Fifty: Boom chakalaka

Dre: I know man, can I produce?

Jay Z: Idk gotta check with Bey

Dre: Ill sign her to my record label

Jay Z: no thanks she's being signed into RocNation

Marshall: could've been Shady records...

Jay Z: Em go listen to Lemon and dont come back till you have no one text anything till he comes back

Marshal: alright alright..

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