One Boring Sunday...

Skit 1:

Irene: Oh my God, what is this?

Suga: *looks*

Irene: Breaking news. BTS Suga, who was known for his manly and cold personality, reportedly seen on- Oh my, God.. *keeps on reading through the eyes with an unbelievable expression*

Suga: What is it?

Irene: Oh my God! I can't believe it! You.. OMG!

Suga: *tried peeping on Irene's laptop but unsuccessful*

Irene: Gosh! I need to disinfect my whole damn self. *goes somewhere but Suga immediately pulled her*

Suga: What's happening? Is there a prob?

Irene: Yah! Don't touch me! You.. You're disgusting! I can't believe I- OMG. We already kissed! What am I thinking? I shouldn't let you.. AAHH-

Suga: *covers Irene's mouth* Damn, noisy. What is it?

Irene: *mumbles*

Suga: Just tell me exactly the problem when I let you go! *Let go*

Irene: You're exactly the problem! You're gay!

Suga: Wha-What! What the fuck are you talking about?

Irene: Something notify me on Youtube and it is what I read! You're gay! You like boys over girls! Aha! That's why you didn't like my pretty face because you are insecure! That's why you are-

Suga: *pulled Irene closer and put a finger in her lips* You sure are so noisy today.

Irene: *blushed but still pushes him* You are a gay! And what am I? A Lesbian? My G! I am too pretty to have this prob. I'm.. I need to..

Suga: Where are you going?

Irene: A gay like you will not understand. Or probably you will-oh, shiz! That's possible! He has a heart of a lady-*keeps mumbling to herself as she move out of the place*

Suga: Girls. That's why I hate noisy ones.

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*On phone*

Suga: You sure she's here?

Wendy: Yas, oppa. She usually goes there when you are having a misunderstanding, or she got jealous of your fans, or anything. What's the problem now, Oppa?

Suga: None. Nothing. She's just overreacting. Btw, thanks for the info. Wendy-ah.

*Turned off phone*

Suga: So, you're always going here, huh? *sharply looking at the club*

Our leading man went on the bar counter like a usual customer. He ordered one glass of mojito then started to scan the whole place for his real errand. And not long enough, he found the girl she's looking for, receiving every glass the people around her were giving and dancing to the loud music with everyone.

Suga: Tss. I hate pretty girls.

He drunk the wine and ordered another glass before going on the girls' place.

Irene: Yah! Stay away from me! You're a gay! *shove away a guy grinding to her*

Suga: *sees everything happening but didn't do anything and just give the wine of glass to Irene*

Irene: *quickly grabs it and drinks* You looked like my gay boyfriend. *sweetly smiles before pushing again Suga just like other guys* My God! Why am I surrounded by gays?! *walks away*

Suga: *gives every guy who look at Irene a deathly stare while following her*

The night become deeper as the people become wilder. And in the midst of following Irene in the sea of dancing people, she suddenly fell when someone bumped to her. Good thing Suga's reflexes are fast so he caught her.

Irene: *in Suga's arm* what's happening? Why do I feel the rotation of the world? *sniff* OMG! Smell like my Yoongi..

Suga: *chuckles* Didn't know you're this cute when you're drunk.

Irene: And you have the same voice! *slowly snakes her arms on his waist then suddenly sobs* Why did my Yoongi became a gay? And why do I am considering to be a Lesbian? What the fuck is wrong with me?!

Suga: *slightly shocked because of hearing her cursed but still amused* Sleep. We'll talk tomorrow.

Irene: I don't want to! *but still drifted to the darkness*

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*The next morning*

Suga: I'm not a gay.

Irene: ...

Suga: I don't know what makes you believe that stupid video you've watched but that's not true.

Suga: That was obviously made to insult me. I thought you are matured enough to not believe a childish-

Irene: Will you please shut up for a sec?

Suga: Woah! I didn't even shut you up last day.

Irene: Just answer. Are you gay or not?

Suga: That's a stupid question. Why do I have to repeat-

Irene: *with eyebrows up* Yes or no?

Suga: No! Fucking No..

Irene: Then good. My head hurts. Don't ever bother my sleep. *went straight ahead on the bedroom*

Suga: What the heck is wrong with her? Shouldn't I be the one who's supposed to get mad? She believed on that rumor and even get drunk all by herself in a club! And not just once! She's a regular on that club! And she-

Irene: *shouting* Stop blabbering stupid things, Yoongi! You're such a girl!

Suga: *get silent for a moment* And I really don't know but I like her grumpy side. *sighed before going on the bedroom, too*

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