One Boring Sunday...

Skit 2: Fan Service

(Suga Ver.) Typo ahead..

"It's not that it bothers me but your fans are really clingy." Irene suddenly said in the middle of the comfortable silence between the two of them.

Suga just mumbled something while still laying on the couch with closed eyes. Irene was on another small couch looking at her laptop, watching some fancams of the fansigning event just held a while ago.

"And now that you are extra popular, fanbase would surely be extra large, too." she continued.

"If it really doesn't bother you, you won't point it out." Suga answered still with his lazy position.

Another moment of silence happened while Irene keeps on what she's doing.

"Aish. If I can only attend a fansign and get this fan service."

Suga opened his eyes and looked at Irene's indifferent face. "Have you ever been on a fan signing event?" he asked.

"No. Not yet. But I'm pretty sure that the fan service BTS do was beyond the word itself. Look just how V touch the fans face."

"You want V's fan service? Call him. Just do it in front of me." He closed his eyes again.

"Why bother calling him when.." Irene put her laptop away and stand next to Suga. He opened his eyes once to see the bright smile of the girl who's glowing in her white dress, towering him. A loud thump on his chest made him cover his eyes.

"Shiz.. I'm dreaming again-"

"I want a fan service. Let's try!" Irene pulled the arm Suga's using to cover his eyes. He opened his trying to be sleepy eyes then try to sport his bored look but failed when Irene suddenly squat and leveled her face to his'. "Pretty please?"

Suga turned around to hide the uncomfortable yet, overwhelming feeling. "That's crazy, Joohyun." And he's so determined to not show any hint of it.

"Yoongi-ya.. Let's do it."

"Fan service are for fans. You're not even our fan."

"I am! I'm an ARMY!" Suga rose and sat on the couch before pulling Irene to sit next to him.

"Okay. What does ARMY means?"

"Your group means Bulletproof Boys so they are your ARMY. You will protect them with every bullets, or what ever that will hurt them just like a bulletproof. And vice versa. You will fight together until you reach whatever goal you build-" Suga started to laugh so Irene stop. "Why? Am I wrong?"

"Damn. I like your intellectual side but that's not what I'm asking. As a hint ARMY is an abbreviation for something. What is it?" he laughed. Irene got surprised but she didn't make it obvious coz' she obviously don't know it.

"Wait.. A.R.M.Y. I think I read that somewhere.." she pretended.

Suga chuckled before taking Irene's hand and started playing with it while waiting for the girls' answer. But minutes passed, Irene surrendered.

"A.. A-I don't know! Does it really mean something? Or you just really don't want to give me a fan service?"

"And you're saying that you're an ARMY."

"I just become an ARMY lately. Does that mean I can't have your fan service?"

"I think so? Even though you're this adorable. A fan should know the basic."

But Irene is determined to experience how Min Yoongi treat his fans. And she's not a person who give up easily so,

"I'll tell you a secret after your fan service." Suga raised his eyebrows.