Totally relatable shitposts part 4 (Tamaki Amajiki birthday edition) Ft. Mavis Chan
A/N: These are 'totally real' quotes from the MHLA series
^The Big three and Mavis if they were in a Lion King (sort of) AU^
Mirio: I can see what's happening,
Nejire: What?
Mirio: And they don't have a clue,
Nejire: Who!?
Mirio: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
Nejire: ..........
Nejire: Wouldn't that mean that we'll be known as the elite four?........Y'know what Mirio? I think I just made a pun!
Mirio:......... Sure, why not?
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^Tamaki when asked what he wished for his birthday^
Nejire: Hey Amajiki-kun, what did you wish for your birthday?
Tamaki: The sweet release of death...Oh, and uh, some cake would be nice....
Nejire, completely oblivious to the morbid thing Tamaki wished for: Would you say you want....Death by chocolate--------- cake?
Tamaki: ........Sometimes I question your sanity.....
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^Mavis when she makes cringe-worthy song puns at Tamaki's birthday party^
Mavis: When are we going have cake? ........Because *snickers*.... I'm hungry like the wooooooolllllffff~!!!!!!
* Almost everyone is cringing, except for Kirishima and FatGum, who are wheezing*
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^Mavis when having curiosity about Tamaki's quirk^
Mavis: Hold on just a sec, if I make love to you, and we like, made a sex tape, would that mean that would count as hentai?
Tamaki, blushing: Why are you like this???
A/N: I have no regrets on the last joke! Happy 18th birthday Tamaki, Hope you and Mavis have a wonderful day together!
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