Shut it Sawyer (a ChanSaw one shot)

30 Dollars

It's a ChanSaw fanfic~

(And it's trash~)

Heather C.

"Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You've come so far.

Why now are you pulling on my dick?"

"No, wait, hold it."

This is new. No one has ever cut me, the demon queen off in the middle of a song before.

"What is it Sawyer?"

"What you just said."

"What if it?"

"D-do you actually have a dick?"

Oh. My. God. The fuck is wrong with this girl?

"Sawyer?"

"Y-yes?"

"No, Sawyer. I do not have a dick."

"Oh okay. You can continue singing now."

"You know, I feel like you kinda ruined that singing moment."

"Oh. Sorry not sorry."

"What the hell Sawyer?"

"Well you know, you were just gonna trash talk me for three minutes and than leave so~"

"Shut it Sawyer."

"Make me Mythic Bitch."

"Is that a challenge?"

"Maybe."

Hmmm. She'll regret challenging me. I waltz off to the DJ and say "I'll pay you 20 bucks if you play I kissed a girl next."

"Ooh you coming out to your friends?"

"No, just getting someone to shut up."

"Your a weird kid."

"I hired you."

"I'll shut up."

"Good"

I make my way over to Heather as the first few bars of the song start playing

"Heather, what's going on?"

"Heather I'll pay you ten bucks to yell "Hey you two should kiss!" at me and Veronica."

"I'm not even gonna ask why. I'll do it, just pay me and let's get this over with."

I hand her the money and walk over to Veronica. The songs getting to the chorus and I have to stop myself from singing along to it. "Sawyer."

"Heather. You come to get me to shut up?"

"Damn right."

"Fat chance of that happening."

"We'll see."

"HEY. YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!"

Right on time Heather. I think to myself as Veronica turns bright red and turns to the sound of the voice ready to give them hell. I put my thumb and forefinger on her chin and say "Why don't we give them what they want huh?"

Before she has a chance to say anything I put my lips on hers and kiss her hard. She stiffens but melts into it. After a few seconds I pull away a smirk on my lips. She makes a small whine in pleading then covers her mouth realising what she just did. "See? I told you I'd shut you up didn't I?"

Veronica

That Stupid God Damn Bitch!!!

A/N: Your welcome. Yay. It's a ChanSaw one shot. I have no social life. Pls send help.