Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

The next day, the VK's met up outside of Dragon Hall.

"Who's ready for some food?" Carlos asked.

"I've got some money so the food's on me." Jay smiled.

"Thanks, Jay." Mal shoved him.

"We should head to Ursula's now." Evie held her books tightly.

"Good call." Mal started walking with her friends.

"Have any of you seen any pirates yet?" Evie seemed a bit frightened.

"No." Her friends responded with smiles.

"So far." Jay lost his smile. "We've got the rest of the day ahead of us so who knows when a pirate will jump out of nowhere."

"I haven't seen any good looking pirates yet. I'm still waiting." Carlos looked at Mal. "You waiting to see Harry?"

"Heck no. I'm not into pirates. They're...not my type." Mal looked away.

"Oh, so you have a type?" Evie nudged her.

"Shut up." Mal rolled her eyes.

"I'm gonna throw up from all this girl talk!" Jay called. His friends chuckled.

"Get use to it. Two of your friends are girls so be a man and deal with it." Evie stepped on his foot. Jay screamed. "Sorry not sorry."

"I wonder if there are any pirates in Auradon." Mal whispered. Her friends heard her.

"Well, Red Jessica is a good pirate. So's Jake, Izzy, Cubby and the Pirate Princess." Evie shrugged.

"But Red Jessica fell for Captain Hook and they created Harriet, Harry and CJ. No other villain has the last name Hook." Carlos shook his head.

"They could've gotten a divorce." Jay suggested.

"I highly doubt that." Mal stood at the entrance to Ursula's Fish and Chips.

"Let's do this." Carlos smirked. They walked in to see that they weren't the only ones who had the idea to go to Ursula's Fish and Chips. Nearly everyone from Dragon Hall was there. They awkwardly sat at the last table.

"Unexpected." Evie saw Mad Maddy. "Mad Maddy's here."

"Don't look at her." Mal made Evie look at herself an the boys.

"Fingers cross no pirates will walk in." Jay crossed his arms on the table. A group of pirates walked in so the VK's looked at them.

"Harry!" Uma walked up to them. "What are you doing here? I'm still working."

"Relax, Uma. we're jist haur fur some scran and we want tae see uir keptin relax Uma we just here for some food and we want to see our Captain." Harry's Scottish accent shocked everyone in the room apart from the pirates.

"Fine. Whatever." Uma walked away.

"Ye you!" Harry pointed to Mal's table. "Hop it!" Mal looked at her friends. They all shook her heads to tell her to say no.

"No." Mal stood up.

"Whit was 'at what was that?" Harry walked up to her.

"No. We were here first." Mal was a bit intimidated.

"We gie whatever we want whenever we want we get whatever we want whenever we want."

"No. We've been on this part of the Isle longer than you." Maddy stood up.

Harry walked over to her. "Arenae ye a bonnie lassie aren't you a pretty girl." He started checking her out.

"The VK's are one of us. Yes, they're losers but they're one of us unlike you and your smelly crew." Maddy smirked.

"Ho ye...who ur ye excuse me...who are you?" Harry asked her.

"Mad Maddy Mim." Maddy curtsied.

"Harry Hook." Harry bowed.

"You're the acne of the soul, Harry Hook." Maddy stood up straight.

"Ooh!" The other Islers smirked.

"Ah ne'er forgit a coopon but in yer case I'll make an exception I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception."

"You tell her, Harry." Desiree patted his shoulder.

"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing." Maddy snapped her fingers in front of his face.

"Wa dornt ye tak' ye top lip an' yer bottom lip, extrude them awa' frae yer coopon an' kiss mah pirate erse why don't you take your top lip and your bottom lip, extrude them away from your face and kiss my pirate bum?" Harry smirked.

"Go on, Harry." Jonas bumped fists with him.

"If trash was music, you'd be an orchestra." Maddy gave Ginny a high-five.

"Anyain fa tauld ye tae be yerself cooldnae hae given ye onie waur advice anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice." Harry stepped back a bit.

"Get told by Harry Hook!" Bonny took Harry's sword.

"This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person." Maddy sat on the table.

"Ye ur livin' proof 'at manure can sprit legs an' donner you are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."

"You've got this, Harry." Gonzo gave him a high-five.

"Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down." Maddy smirked.

"It's goin' down. Gil!" Harry walked to the side of the room as he snapped his fingers. Gil stood in front of the pirates. "CJ!" Harry snapped his fingers again and CJ played a song from the radio.

Gil started singing while Gonzo and Jonas danced with him. "You better run, run, run. Here we come. Sailing Lost Revenge under the sun. You're cruisin' for a bruisin'. Woah! Keeping it cool! Smooth and steady! Greasy hair. Man, things are getting heavy! You're cruisin' for bruisin'. Two sails and a water road. Wrapped in leather. Ready to go!"

Jonas and Gonzon joined in. "Don't stop, stop the music! We sail fast like a bullet. We do anything we want, anytime we want. Oh yeah, Oh yeah! We just sail, sail, sail all day! We're not gonna live any other way!"

CJ sat on a table with Uma, Desiree and Bonny. "Bubblegum cherry pop. Go to the hop. Hanging with my brother cuz' his friends are so hot. While they're cruisin', for some bruisin'!"

Harry slid over to them. "Alright. I went to the sail in and what did I see? A hundred little betties all staring at me! I was cruising, for some LOVING!" Uma kissed his cheek. "I got these two sails and a water road. So, pop that helm, I'm ready to go! Don't stop, stop the music! We sail fast like a bullet. We do anything we want, anytime we want. Oh yeah, Oh yeah! We just sail, sail, sail all day! We're not gonna live any other way. Oh no, we're not gonna live any other way. Oh no, we're not gonna live any other way. Oh! It goes 1, 2. 1, 2, 3! A who, who, who's sailin' with me? I've got a gang full of brusiers, all crusin' with me! And we're tearin' up, we're tearin' up, we're tearin' up the streets. Oh!" Harry started dancing with CJ. The brother sister duo impressed the crowd and they danced really well for a bunch of pirates. The VK's looked at them in shock and open mouths.

The full crew joined in. "Don't stop, stop the music! We sail fast like a bullet. We do anything we want, anytime we want. Oh yeah, Oh yeah! We just sail, sail, sail all day. We're not gonna live any other way. So don't stop, stop the music! We sail fast like a bullet. We do anything we want, anytime we want. Oh yeah, Oh yeah! We just sail, sail, sail all day! We're not gonna live any other way. No, we're not gonna live any other way! Oh no, we're not gonna live any other way! Oh!"

"Fine! We'll leave!" Maddy left with her gang. The pirates sat at their table.

"The Isle is about to change, guys." Evie looked at Harry.

"Things are about to turn ugly for our part of the Isle." Carlos sighed.

"I wish my Mum had never made that proclamation." Mal looked at Jay.

"We are dead." Jay grabbed her hand.