That Gay Shit

In the Grocery Store.....

      Alright, before we got engayged (ya I know how it's spelled bitches), me and Mia were shopping around in Publix right, and holding hands, and arguing over which cookies to buy. I kissed her cheek, and then some old lady came over. She had this angry look, and wouldn't stop glaring at us, and I got ready to defend my gf, because Mia can be really sensitive sometimes, she's my lil smol bean, and I literally stared down an old lady, waiting for her to say some homophobic shit. "You two ladies ought to be ashamed! Blocking the cookie aisle from the elderly folks!" She said. I didn't know how to respond to that, and Mia starts laughing. "Oh my gods... she just wants the damn cookies, Reena, move you useless lesbian." Mia grins, now bright red with laughter. Finally the poor lady got her cookies, and me and Mia were dying of laughter. Long story short, though we do have many bad encounters, it's not always good to judge everyone.