* * *FACT* * *
ur all faggs.
now plz don't get ahead of urself
i am not here 2 offend u, I am here 2 open ur eyes 2 the world.
* * *ANOTHER FACT* * *
u won't rlly learn anything
now, where were we¿
ah, yes, anal.
Anal is a very weird way of showing your affection to the same sex or opposite sex.
Ya know wen the booty iz 2 dam good u just got 2 dive in.
yea, thts called seductive booty
It stretches ur but muscles and it's like showing a tractor up ur ass.
ok so it all started in September 3 1942.
evelyn was walkin in Da club wen suddenly she bumps into dis hottie with very right jeans, they were so fucking tight, u can tell which side his dic was on. 👨
he was a male stripper and he wanted 2 fuc evelyn but evelyn said no bc she was lady, not a cock sucing hore:)
but then she met dis guy named chair, he was a nerd but evelyn wanted da secks with him. wen she went up 2 chair, evelyn sat on him and rubbed her asscheecks against him. chair said nothing. later on @ night, evelyn still didn't get the secks from chair. She walked away like a fucking badass but she tripped bc she was so fucking drunk.
LESSON: don't try to do the secks with a fucking chair bc u will b silently rejected.
that's all 4 2day kids, tune in 2morrow 4 more :)
Do drugs, have sex, don't use protection, drop out of school.
Goodbye.
