yo waz up homies
2day it will b a day of very fun learning.
ya know wen ur gurls r lik
"omg v true!1!1!"
and ur lik
"wut¿"
Okay whale wat ur friends don't know is tht "v" mean vagina:) so wen they're lik
"v cute."
They r rlly saying "damm tht boy iz as hot as my pussy."
😀 yas yas child, Ik, ur lyfe is a lie.
but dun worry, Evelyn's fucking here 2 halp ur lost soul.
something else u should know:
u r gay as fuck 8===•
dic pusy butts n' boobs.
Story time:
ok so der I waz being swag as always 8) & I waz sitting in this swag ass chair tht had a motherfucking pink ass cushion and I was lie "ths is gunna b fun."
so I called up my homies (Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya, Maria Elizabeth de Los santos, Pablo Escobar the 3rd.)
so they came over and I wiz like "LAFING @ u son, ur face looks like my ass."
"u look like my nanas puny vagina bro."
"u smell like ur dad's junk Maria. P.s I fucked him right in the pussy."
and they WER like
"Da fuq. Evelyn u okay¿"
And I wuz lik "idek man."
I hav no Idea where I'm going with this so just
*insert funny joke here*
(This is the part where u tell me that I hav helped ur soul)
ok so that's all 4 2day kids pls fuck all the bitches u want
hav 27 kids
do the weed
make the secks
sell them drugs
fuc ur bestfriends father
GOODBYE MY HELPLESS SOULS
