One day a hunk of metal was rolling down the track when he encountered a Jeffersonian. It was Thomas Jefferson, himself. He stopped when he heard the low rumble of a sexy train. He stopped playing his favorite game 'Congress GO' to look at the beautiful locomotive before him.
"Why heller there." Jefferson purred as he slowly stroked the side of Thomas the train's freshly waxed face.
"Greetings andd salutations" Thomas chiiimed as he stared down at a Jefferson's tall, lengthy frame.
"What's a lil' steam engine like you doing on these tracks here all alone at... nite?"
"oh, I was just rumbling down the tracks searching for love." the innocent train answered.
"Well, if it's love you're looking for, you've come to the right place." Jefferson smirked as he ran his hands down the side of the train, making Thomas the train shiver in delight.
"oh, yes~." The train moaned quietly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jefferson leaned in slowly, locking lips with the loquacious steam engine.
The steam engine slowly engulfed jefferson's whole body, all the while he moaned in excitement.
"OH YES DADDY SWALLOW ME WHOLE~!" Jefferson practically screamed as he began to sink into the trains throat. He felt the acid fluid of the steam engine's stomach begin to burn his skin.
Jefferson moaned in delight as he felt the life leaving his body. Thomas the train sighed as he regurgitated Jefferson's dead body onto the tracks and continued along the tracks, rolling over his body in the process, a sly smirk on his face as he giggled manically and ascended back into the depths of hell.
The end.
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A/N #1: Hamilton: I'm scared for life & Idk why this was my idea.
A/N #2: Space: I'm done with life.
My A/N: I need holy water, why did this turn in to some kinda demonic vore?
We're all going to hell for this. We'll say Hi to Thomas the Train while we're there.
Hamilton: The3y3OfAHurricane
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Toot love | A Thomas Jefferson X Thomas the train fanficton.
FanfictionIt's a spicy romance fic between the smexy Jefferman and the hot, steamy steam engine. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wrote this with two of my "homebreadslices" so enjoy or I'll find where you live and make you enjoy it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (THIS IS A CRACK FIC OBVI) @The3...
