Adopted By The Akatsuki

Chapter 1

"Wait so let me get this straight, you found two 3 year old infants and took them." An orange haired man with plenty piercings spoke. An orange masked man nodded.

"Tobi will take care of them. Master Pein" The masked man told, meanwhile in the background a blonde man was trying to get the two infants to behave.

"Okay fine. But they are your responsibility. Everyone! Get down here! Now!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and headed to the center of the base.

"Tobi will take good care of them because Tobi is a good boy." As everyone setteled in the center of the base, Pein spoke up.

"Everyone, is here because of Tobi, and you will each help out with this responsibility. Deidara." The said blonde picked up the two infants, one a boy one a girl. "Look what Tobi brought, or rather who." Pein moved a little and revealed Deidare, the blonde walked forward as he setteled them both in his arms, the baby girl yanked his long blonde hair.

"Pwetty haiw, Daddy." She giggled, she turned her head towards Tobi holding out her arms "Mommy. I want mommy."

"Who are these brats?" Sasori asked.

"The girl is Kaminari and the boy is KuKi." Pein announced, "Now introuduce yourselves to them because you are to help Tobi take care of them." Everyone groaned.

"I'm Sasori."

"Itachi."

"Kisame."

"Kakuzu, don't touch my money."

"Zetsu."

"Hidan, Bi-" The blue haired girl punched him in the stomach."

"Hidan, don't." She growled, she turned to the children, "I'm Konan and I guess I'm your new mom."

The little girl shook her head and pointed to Tobi, "No you not mommy, mommy right there and me want mommy!" She reached towards Tobi and Tobi gladly took her from Deidara and in his arms.

"I don't know if you noticed but Tobi's a boy and mommys are girls." Kuki shook his head no.

"Mommys don't have to be girls, they can be whoever. As long as they love you and care for you." Kuki stated proudly, his speech more understandable and more advanced than his little sisters.

"How exactly did you find them Tobi?" Questioned Itachi.

Flashback......

Kuki sat down holding his little sister's head in his lap. They sat there for a while until they heard the rustling of bushes. Kuki shifted a little and put Karinami behind him sitting her against the tree.

"Hello?" The yaoung male infant called.

An orange masked man stepped out of the bushes.

"Deidara look! Two children!" SHouted the masked man. A blonde male popped out of the bushes.

"You told me you were exauhsted, un"

"That was until I found these two! Can we keep them? Please! Tobi will take care of them." Behind the male infant Kaminari started to wake up.

"If Leader-sama figures out you brought these to back to the base I'll get in trouble for not watching you, un."

"Mommy? Daddy?"

Both the adult males stopped arguing and turned to the young female. Tobi picked her up."

"Can we take'em please! Tobi's a good boy!"

"Fine but your telling Leader about this, Un." Deidara oicked up the male and they headed back to the base.

"Awe you ouw new mommy and daddy?"

"Yes we are! Right Deidara!"

"Fine but you're the mom."

Flashback.........

"So that's how Tobi found them!" Tobi exclaimed while the baby girl in his arms started sleeping.

"So while they are on missions you guys will babysit." Explained Pein.

Everyone groaned in response.

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