Bradlee (the crumpet)
-gives you signed goat porn-
"the guy who wants to feed me chicken and hug me and get me booty and beyonce and everything to make me happy."
Bradlee, the first time I ever talked to you I think i tried to say a pick up line to you and I don't think you found it very funny. haha.
"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"
You're funny, sarcastic and you're honest. i love your honesty because most people aren't and I love that you speak your mind and you''re just you. I wish I could be like that and I really admire that. I love talking to you even though I feel like I annoy the hell out of you.You call me gay boy even though I'm not gay but whatever I call you crumpet. You are one of my best friends and you have been there for me a lot. I trust you probably more than anyone here. You are an amazing friend and I don't feel judged around you. I really like our inside jokes about goat porn and chicken and crumpets. You make me laugh and I try to attempt to make you laugh, I hope I succeed sometimes hah. But really, thank you for being there, not judging me and just help me through a lot even if you don't know you have. There is a lot more I could say and I'll probably think of it later and have to add it hah.
I love you Bradlee,
Love Gunner/Gay Boy/Chicken.
