Rants and Relatable Things

Birthday thing

Ok I keep seeing these birthday game things and I am obsessed with Harry Potter SO...

Step one choose your birthday

Step two choose the day you were born

Step three eat your face

Step four choose the quinquennium (five years) you were born in

Step five put them together

I am guessing no one reading this is 100

I will go from 1960

January: Luna

February: Ron

March: Snape

April: Hermione

May: Draco

June: Fred

July: Harry

August: George

September: Dumbledore ( wanted to correct to dumbledorey :-/ )

October: Sirius

November: Trelawney

December: Molly

1: ate my

2: stole my

3: killed my

4: charmed my

5: imperiused my

6: wet their pants because of my

7: kicked my

8: made eye contact with my

9: hit my

10: licked my

11: punched my

12: bit my

13: looked at my

14: punted my

15: scored a goal with my

16: hates my

17: farted on my

18: fell asleep on my

19: drowned my

20: jumped on my

21: buried my

22: bought my

23: petrified my

24: sang to my

25: danced in front of my

26: kissed my

27: squished my

28: ran into my

29: stepped on my

30: ignored my

31: followed my

1960: horse

1965: knee

1970: mommy

1975: stuffed kitty

1980: sofa

1985: shoe

1990: pet snake

1995: cat

2000: gummy bear

2005: potato chip

If you get any funny ones leave them in the comments I will post the funniest ones

Mine is Snape killed my gummy bear

Scarebear_20: Hermione farted in my gummy bear

Themantisshrimp: Sirius bit my gummy bear