How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
open the door, put it in.
how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
there were 100 bricks in plane, 1 falls out, how many are left?
99.
The lion king had a party, and every animal came except 1. What animal didn't come?
the giraffe.
Sindy needed to get to the other side of a crocodile infested river, she swims across and survives. How?
The crocodiles are at the Lion Kings party.
She died shortly afterwards, how?
remember that brick that fell out the plane?
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Creepy Riddles
HorrorIm obsessed with horror and riddles right now. Btw, i got most of these riddles from other people, so credits to them!
