Tokyo Ghoul x Avengers One Shots

ChibiNeki

This is a request from Moony Kimera on fanfiction who wanted Kaneki to be turned into a child by Tony and Bruce so the whole team has to look after him until he turns back.

Tony's Room

Tony stumbled out of bed, yawning loudly. He stretched his arms up to the sky and bent his back backwards slightly and heard a satisfying (pop!) before treading to the bathroom.

Tony kept his eyes closed as he entered the bathroom and blindly threw his hand about searching for his tooth brush until it was in his grasp. Lethargically, Tony brushed his teeth until he got too lazy to brush anymore so he just shuffled his toothbrush in his mouth for a few minutes. Eventually, Tony opened his eyes and was immediately introduced to his own reflection but before he could admire all his wonderful, handsome features, he noticed something devastating and life-changing.

He had a grey hair!

"NOOOO!!" Tony shrieked, his toothbrush fell out his mouth and clattered to the floor but Tony paid no attention to it. He laments over his youth. "Why did this happen?! I'm so young, so handsome, so rich! I don't deserve this!" Tony bawled before remembering his friends were downstairs. Tony was not going to take this lying down! He's going to beat old age!

Tony leaps down the stairs, two steps at a time, and sprints to the kitchen where most of teammates already were, having breakfast. Tony runs past the table grabs Bruce's shoulders before shaking him wildly till the doctor turned green.

"Brucie! You gotta help me!" Tony sobbed, still shaking Bruce.

"W-What's wrong, Tony?!" Tony stopped shaking Bruce.

"What is this?!" Tony shoved a single hair in front of Bruce's face.

"A hair?" Kaneki answers in disbelief.

"No!" Tony whips right around and gets right into Kaneki's face. "It's a grey hair," Tony whispers.

"So?"

"So I'm still young! I shouldn't have a grey hair," Tony explains as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Tony," Kaneki starts, "I'm young, you should have been put out to pasture 10 years ago."

"Why do you need my help, Tony?" Bruce sighs.

"You and me are going to make an anti-aging device thingy," Tony explains.

"That's not possible," Bruce deters.

"Anything is possible with the power of friendship," Tony appeals, sweeping his arm across the room. "We can do it together."

"'The power of friendship?' That's sound like something that belongs to a magical girl anime," Kaneki comments, taking a swig of coffee.

"Au contraire, ye of little faith," Tony quips, "I'll prove to you that I can make myself young again. Let's go Brucie!" Tony dragged Bruce down to his lab.

"Just another typical morning in the Tower," Clint comments as he flips to the next page of his newspaper.

The Lab

After a few painstaking hours, Tony and Bruce finally managed to make a deaging machine. Now all they had to do was test it and make the necessary tweaks. 

"Finally," Bruce sighed, he was so tired making something that he didn't want to make.

"Come on, let's finish up!" Tony cheers.

"Can we take a break?" Bruce queries, "we've been working non-stop on this since this morning."

"You can take a break, I'm going to be good looking once again," Tony starts to finish up the final touches and was about to test the device on a plant when he was interrupted.