Just Ranting

Selfies

  Cutting to the chase, problems I have with selfies.

1. How come all the ugly people try to do selfies? If it boasts your self esteem, then go right ahead. Just delete them when you're through. Don't try to show me because I keep it real and I will hurt your feelings.

2. Stop the duck lips please. I hate it all. Especially if your lips look like your other set of lips. You just look discurstang!

3. I know your ass just didn't ask for my phone so you can take selfies. Bitch I know you didn't. I already get enough of seeing your ugly ass enough as it is.

4. Don't be taking pics with your kids in the bathroom. Got a full nasty shitty diaper and you on your fucking phone. Unless of course your baby was meant to be in it the pic. But if not you need to call CPS asap.

5. Fuck pictures all together.