Hera silently growled. She had just closed the door on another of Zeus' suitors. How many did her husband have before she could reach the end? Or was he just cheating behind her back. She knew the answer to that, but didn't wanna blame him, for she loved him too much to do so. The woman had tan skin, like her sister Demeter but she had dark brown hair instead of black. Today she was wearing a blue t-shirt with jeans, nothing much but it'll do. Maybe if she dressed better? No, Zeus will still go after girls, even if she didn't like it. Hell one lady actually came over with twins saying one of them was Zeus' child and the other was her husbands.
"Zeus dear, can we talk about something?" That sentence from Hera alone is enough to scare anyone, as sweet as it sounds, it's basically your in for a lot of trouble if Hera want's to talk about something and she doesn't say. Zeus came thundering down the stairs of their two-story house and practically zoomed into the living room, ready to get the smack down Hera was about to give. Hera walked right in front of him, giving a death glare and sighed,
"Sit down." She was really meaning it, and so he did. Nervously glancing towards the side, and then boom, it went down.
"What was that? How many women will come to our house saying you slept with them?! How many nights do I have to sleep in our bed ALONE?!" She hissed, Zeus almost jumped from the pent up anger,
"All the time you sit and act like nothing happened when a girl comes up and says she has your child because why? It's happened so many goddamn times that your so used to it? You're practically ignoring your whole family. Ares and Hephaestus are already married and you've never spoken to them- ONCE in their entire teenage years. Have you really gotten THAT blind and become that bad of a father?" She ranted, looking at him in the eyes, desperately begging for a sign this was all untrue, but there wasn't, and she knew it. So she was just waiting for his reply when all she got was silence. She said all of that just to get silence? But, then a nod and glance at her told her she was going to be wronged,
"Yes. I did do all of that, but I will say I did not ignore my sons nor' did I not spend time with them. I only started letting them go when they each turned 18. Ares first, then Hephaestus. But I will take credit for the multiple woman. Y'see ever since I turned 16 it became a problem, and that problem turned here. Now I'm 30 something and I can't even stop to say hello to a woman without flirting with her." Zeus admitted, fueling Hera's anger. He should not have done that.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SINCE YOU TURNED 16- You told me it always starts when your drunk, not when your sober! This is why we need to divorce- or at least try and get therapy." She sighed.
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So, Zeus is basically a bearded curly-haired dude with some serious issues with his wife.
But, hey, at least your introduced to their relationship. :D
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HumorThe Greek gods are back! But as humans living the modern life! Follow three brother's adventures as they try to at least acknowledge that trouble is out to get them whenever. Zeus is 35 Hera is 32 Hades is 14 Persephone is 15 Poseidon is 20 Demeter...