"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
- Elayne Boosler
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RandomThis book has QUOTES in it...funny or serious... DISCLAMER.... I DONT OWN MOST OF THESE QUOTES. IF THEY ARE MY QUOTES THE SIGNATURE WILL BE: I_need_peace_serum I hope you enjoy these quotes They won't all be funny some will be serious.. hope you...
