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Genesis, Chapter 1

1) JaysirTuxedoBird is the legend known to man as a fusion of a Bluejay wearing a tux, and a hot old dude that is supposedly Asian and has the word 'Bird' in his last name. The bluejay's name was... Jay...'s Tux*, and the dudes name was Sir. Edo Bird**... they both fluffed and somehow morphed into a being known as JaysirTuxedoBird. JaysirTuxedoBird also likes to pop around Planet Suibom to mess with his friend The2tailedfoxy/Emma (who (spoiler alert) has been given the hots from somebody). JaysirTuxedoBird decided to quit his day and night job after the world couldn't accept that JT and SEB were the OTP and that JT and SEB couldn't exist anymore separately. Therefore he made his own world after copying his friend Emma for too long.

2) JaysirTuxedoBird made the universe in six days, (because six is his favourite number). And they both decided that every week would be six days, and it would go: Sunday, Tuesday, Humpday, Thursday, TGIF, and Saturday... Monday died.

3) JaysirTuxedoBird was like "eww... it's so dark..." so he like flashed his pants 👖 and the world had a moon 🌑 . The moon 🌕 was enormous, so it made the nights purple... but it didn't make it that bright. JaysirTuxedoBird was totes happy with the outcome of the moon, but was still dissatisfied with the lack of light so he did things the old fashioned was and said, "let there be light 💡 ." And there was light 💡 ! He separated the cute red (which was later turned green because green is one of JaysirTuxedoBird's favourite colours) forming sun 🌞 a little bit out from the moon 🌝 . They were so adorable together, they considered a long term long distance relationship where they can work to keep the world running 🏃‍♂️ , and visit once in a while... they both kept photos of each other in case they missed each other. The reincarnation of Earth-🌏-Jesus is like... super hot so he manages the mornings, and Satan is like to coolest bro ever, so he takes care of the night (spoiler alert: Jesus dresses up as the Easter 🐣 Bunny 🐰 for lent and stuff, while Satan dresses as Santa 🎅 for Christmas 🎄)

* The story of Jay's Tux will be given in more detail in the Old Testament, Jay's Tux, chapters 1-12
** The story of Sir. Edo Bird will also be given in more detail in The Old Testament, Sir. Edo Bird, chapters 1-9