INTERVIEWER: Do you speak english?
APPLICANT: Yes
INTERVIEWER: Name?
APPLICANT: Abdul al-Rhasib
INTERVIEWER: Sex?
APPLICANT: Three to five times a week.
INTERVIEWER: No, no.... I mean male or female?
APPLICANT: Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
INTERVIEWER: Holy cow!
APPLICANT: Yes, cow, sheep animals in general.
INTERVIEWER: But isn't hostile?
APPLICANT: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
INTERVIEWER: Oh dear!
APPLICANT: No, no! Dear runs too fast..
