The signs as parents

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Aries: he rejected you? I'll teach that little son of a mother fucker a lesson *takes out belt*

Taurus: idgaf if you give me a million reason list of why you think you should go to that party. You're not going bc I said so

Gemini: so tell me how is everything going with Jacob ;) are you still fighting with your friend Jackie? Yeah and how about Rachel?

Cancer: did you take your jacket? Are you sure you don't want to take some snacks? Remember to put your seatbelt on and don't drive drunk!!

Leo: tell me how I look with this outfit on

Virgo: how are ur grades? Ur struggling with math? Let me help you

Libra: remember to be nice to everybody and don't forget your manners

Scorpio: listen u little piece of shit I'll give you till the count of three

Sagittarius: i think u look like a fuckin homeless person change clothes

Capricorn: listen i know i can be hard on you with grades and everything but i still love you :-)

Aquarius: lmao do whatever you want i love you

Pisces: *hugs you and kisses you and smothers u all the time*

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