I choose... warrior!
Game: excellent! Warrior is now your class. Warrior shows bravery, selfless and perseverance. Please check your inventory for your given [warrior] items.
"Right right...! Hmmm.... A... stick... are you kidding me... at least a wooden sword or something. 50 *hatabous... (*note: game money) not to bad and lastly an iron shield?! Yes! My attack status won't be high but at least my defense will!" I chipped and quickly equip my given items.
Game: here is your first mission — {Level up to 5} —
"Hmmm so I kill these boar looking things? Well... here I go!"
"I killed about 36 VR boars... it wasn't easy to be honest."
Bing bing~
My chat bubble popped up: "Magie03 whispered: 'Are you new? You look like you need help. Can I add you?'"
My very first friend?! Hell yeah!
"I accept!"
"Domo! Magie03 here! I'm a level 34 Mage. Glad you accepted my friend request!" The green hair avatar smiled
"No no no! I should be the one whose glad that a pro like you adds a noob like me ;-;"
":> hey! You should join in my guild! To help you get EXP, I'm currently on a quest to kill the dragon and I'm a defense far range attacker. I do need you! To help me to get my quest going!"
"Ah- sure! Why not!"
We both traveled long and far to travel to defeat the dragon who kidnapped the Totoko princess. The reason why I'm helping Magie04 is to get good rewards and nothing much XD. Eventually my stick evolved into a steel sword and leveling to 25! Along our journey, we picked up another crew member whose called KGurl2 another warrior but level 30
Yes he is very painful... his glares cuts me like my sword... sometimes Magie03 begs me to kill him...
Anyway! Our adventure was tiring but fun with no rest. KGurl2 keeps getting robbed, ambushed and killed by female players whoever he tries to flirt with them. He can't stop can he..
"(Username), KGurl2... we are here!" Magie03 softly said, "the dragon lives here... Mount Money Dollar Bill..."
"Why is it called Mount Money Dollar Bill?.." questioned KGurl2.
"The dragon loves money..."
"Wow... I couldn't have guessed" my sarcasm flew out of my mouth.
"WHO GOES THERE?!" Growled the beast whose in the cave, "COME HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN! IF YOU DAREEE-" the beast coughed. " *cough* *cough* EEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"He sounds weak" I said to Magie03
"He honestly does..." he replied.
"HEY DON'T SAY THAT!! I CAN HEAR YOU! ENOUGH SHOW ME! ALL THREE WARRIOR HAVE THE BALLS TO FACE!"
A sudden wing sucks is three into the hot flare cave and stumbled to the lava rock floor hard. My once clean and unharmed armor has scrapes and small dents from the fall made me cringe for paying 750 hatabous... wasted.
"HAHA THREE MEN LYING BEFORE ME LOOKS WEAK AND STUPID! HAHAHAH DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!"
I look up at the dragon whose speaks lowly of my comrades which angers me. To my surprise the dragon is a hybrid of a human with dragon horns, wings, and tail. I let down my hood from my cloak and rise my sword at him in front of my fiends whose getting up.
"You! Monster!" I cried as my long hair flows out to revel my face, "you're the one whose stupid!"
The dragon stops laughing and flies down fast face to face to me. He examines my face, "huh? You're not a man.."
"Of course I'm not! Never been!"
He smirks, "you're pretty cute as a warrior. How about being my bride?~"
"Foolish you- WAIT? What?!"
The dragon quickly kisses my lips and hugs me tight. My friends staring at the dragon shocked.
"Is he programmed to kiss players?!" Magie03 yelled in raging tone, "Tonic Blast!"
Green sparking balls shot out from his hands aiming at the dragon and I. By the dragon's tail blocked the beams. He said, "I don't like to be bothered..."
From the far away distance the princess Totoko cried, "HEY?! What about me?! I'm just a poor princess who need attention!— AH!"
The dragon spits fire at the princess who fainted. The dragon is in love with me!!
"They call me Osomatsu~ and what's your name?"
"My name is..." i stabbed the dragon's heart, " The heartbreaker!"
"AGHHHHH" screeched the beast who dropped me and later caught by KGurl2. We watched the dragon whose in pain and screamed as a sudden light pink light flashing around him. His wings, tails, and horns shrieked turning himself back to a normal human being. He was dropped on top of poor Magie03's back.
——— Achievement Unlock ———
6,000,000 EXP
Title Unlock: Dragon Slayer"Osomatsu!" I shouted and went to see him, "Osomatsu!"
"Miss heart-tbreaker... I don't have my horns anymore-e..."
"Yes you don't anymore. Your evil doings are over..."
"Ha... I guess forever now... I don't have my horns but I'm still horny for you~" he smiled devilishly.
I punched his head to fainted at his horrible pun, "Can we just go back home now?"
KGurl2 grabs Osomatsu on his shoulders, "Let's go!~"
Magie03 sighed in pain from his back, "I hope we get something great..." as he heads to the treasure chest to open its mysterious and expensive goodies, "lets us three open it together!"
"1!" I chirped.
"2" KGurl2 smiles.
"3!" Cheered Magie03.
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You won this note written by yours
truly Osomatsu!I used all your 70,000
Hatabous at pachinko.
What? I get bored too!—————————————-
——— Quest End ———
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