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BTS as your Housemates

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Jungkook named the group d00ds hu r still awake

d00ds hu r still awake

You: you guys seriously consider me a guy

Jungkook: not sorry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Namjoon: please use proper english

Seokjin: why do you always have the right to name the group?!

Seokjin: life is unfair!

You: why did you--

Namjoon: it actually is, considering the fact that there are many people who have golden spoons in their mouth

Yoongi: god make him stop

Namjoon: it gives us hardships that makes us feel like we're carrying the world on our shoulders while others are just sittin' pretty and have nothing to worry about

Seokjin: where is hoseok when we need him?!

Taehyung: he's asleep guys

You: how'd you know?

Yoongi: yeah

Yoongi: are you at his room right now?

Taehyung: uhh. . .

Taehyung: is it bad that i am?

You: i can hear yoongi's complains that he should be in your place

Yoongi: or you just lowkey ship yoonseok

You: hehe (。◝‿◜。)

Seokjin: atleast you're honest

You: not like someone~

Jungkook: yAH!

Jungkook: i AM HONEST!

You: why you defensive bruh?

Seokjin: ikr

Jimin: do you know that you guys are being a huge ass to my kdrama binge watching?

Jimin: the notifs kept on bugging me

Jimin: before i'll mute this groupchat

Jimin: you should be more honest to yourself and to others jungkookie

Jimin: im out

Jungkook: wHY DOES EVERYBODY WANT ME TO BE HONEST WHEN I AM

Yoongi: because you aren't

Jungkook: waaaAAAAAH HELP ME OUT GUYS SJDDJSJSJ

You: ¯\_(•–•)_/¯

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