RANDOM AND OCS

A Trip To Hell

colbyarys and I both wrote this, so I give him half credit. Yay XD

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Alacar was not having it. It had been a normal day, he was enjoying himself in the ports of envy, when he caught sight of her. She was young, tall, Raven haired. And she only had one, wolf like, yellow eye. She looked at him, her eye meeting his, they where beautiful.

And that's when he felt it. For the first time in centuries. His heart beat. At first he had thought he imagined it, because it couldn't have happened. But then he looked at her again, and his heart beat once more. So, to figure things out and clear his head, he was going to hell, no one ever bothered him there. And who knows? Maybe he would meet someone who could give him some advice. He had never thought that that goddess would have actually done it. But alas, what could you expect from that tricky Goddess Of Love?

Mary sat atop a throne of skulls, her black stilettos dangling over the side of the arm. She was enjoying the seasonal heat of the molten inferno that raged around her with unusual heat today. Weird. They normally only did that when someone important was coming. But nobody important was scheduled to die today? Mary's brow furrowed in confusion as she took a large sip of her hard liquor. She traded her drink in for a death-stick, lighting it without having to move as she thought. She snapped her fingers and Athesis, who had died centuries ago, came to brush her hair. She liked the warmth but the humidity was a bitch on her hair. Ever since she had kicked Satan out of his house, the weather had been particularly bad. Maybe it's because Hell was used to Lucifers laziness and was getting used to a more evil master.

Alacar sighed, making his way down the long long long long long long long steps to the underworld. Part of the punishment was to have to walk down them, a torture in itself, to get to the actual planned punishment. He thought there might actually be dammed souls doomed to walk up and down them. Now that real suffering. "Whoa wait up. I'm a god. I don't have to do this." And he snapped his fingers and POOF. He found himself at the bottom of the steps, he would have pulled the hem of his shirt in and out to give him a momentary breeze. But then, he didn't wear shirts. So there he was, sweating, the liquid making his abbs glisten. The lucky girls who see him will definitely think hell could be kind, or that was at least what he thought.

Mary went to take another drink, but gasped as she did so, making her cough like a maniac as her favourite beverage tried to kill her. "Oh. My. God." Her eyes widened and she double checked to make sure she hadn't been mistaken. "Alacar," she whispered, a mix of awe and anger bubbling up in her bitter old body. "That mother fuc...." she said, trailing off as she saw his unfairly fit figure through the smoke. She whipped her feet off the throne back onto the brimstone floor and crossed one leg over the other, taking a large puff of her cigarette. She looked over at her servant and motioned him forward. He was a fat thing, with orange skin and a fake-ass wig atop his head. He claimed he had been a successful businessman and presi-something but she paid him little mind. "Get our guest a drink," she commanded  as she watched him, smoothing her tight, black, dress down her legs. This was gonna get interesting.

Alacar coughed and waved the smoke around, and looked to see none other the mother flipping Mary Do'ivory. She noted her hint of distaste, well, he did aquire immortality when that was all she ever wanted. Hehe. "Well, if it isn't Mary. Queen of hell it would seem." He watched as the fat orange guy with a terrible wig on gave him a drink. It was a hideous and deeply disturbing creature. He would have thrown it into a pit by now. "Oh and yes, it is an Oh My God moment because as you can see." He gestured to himself with a wink. "I am a god." He shouldn't of been suprised that Mary had taken over hell. But what happened to Satan? "How you been? I haven't seen you since. Well, since, you were pregnant. How did you hide the kid from me anyhow, I never could find her."