SUPER BRO'S

(Mario enters room)

Mario: What the hell am I here for now Browser?

Browser: Well I thought you should see the present I got you.

(door closes, Princess peach tied up)

Mario: Peach? Is that you?

(minion un-gags peach)

Peach: Mario, help.

Mario: Don't worry, I'll get you out of this. What do you want you son of a bitch?

Browser: You and me both know what I want.

(Mario lights a cigarette)

Mario: You want the game don't you?

Browser: I bust my ass every day doing this shit and I don't even get any credit. It's always Mario this and Mario that...

Mario: You are the villain. I am the hero. Who's supposed to win? Answer that for me Browser. Me the hero. Not Luigi, Not toad, and not daisy. Me.

(Luigi sneaks in through another door, points gun at Mario, cocks gun)

Luigi: Oh, so that's how you feel now.

Mario: You already knew what was going on from the beginning Luigi?

Browser: Damn Mario your own brother doesn't even want you here.

Mario: Who else you got on my bad side? Peach

Peach: Yeah.

Mario: Aww shit that's how it is? That's how it's going to be? All the times I saved you from this bitch.

Peach: Honestly, you saving me was just cheaper than getting a taxi.

Mario: Huh.

Browser: We can discuss this like men.

Mario: I don't see how can you call yo self a man. You're a fucking turtle. A turtle that's all you are.

Browser: Come here baby.

(Peach walks to Browser, sits on his lap, and kisses him on the cheek)

Browser: Well this turtle just took your gal.

Mario: You can have her, she's washed up anyway.

Luigi: Mario, it wasn't supposed to be like this .

Mario: I knew you was a traitor when you came out of mama.

Luigi: Yeah, that's coming from the man with a gun to his head. It's so hard to find loyalty now.

Mario: Yeah, Loyalty. (Chuckles) Man you thought you had a loyal woman. That damn Daisy sure is loyal to you. Well she loyal to me too. She proved to me how loyal she was on your couch, your bathroom, and in the bedroom. And boy when I tell you she can throw it back.

Luigi: You MOTHA-FUCKA

Browser: Luigi! Now me and you both know...

Mario: Me and him both know you ain't shit. And Luigi you a bitch. You are my fucking brother.

Luigi: You are my brother who slept with my wife.

Mario: And boy was it fun.

(Luigi shoots gun, gun has no bullets)

Mario: Oh (laughs) You thought you were going to shoot me. Next time you plan on backstabbing me. Make sure you got bullets.

Browser: What the hell?

Mario: You thought he could kill me bitch. My face is on the cover, I am the one who catches the eye. Me, not some fucking turtle.

Peach: I'm so sorry Browser.

Browser: What's going Peaches.

Mario: I run shit around here. You thought had it all planed out.

(A tear rolls down Peach's face)

Mario: Nah man this is my game.

(Peaches takes out knife)

Luigi: I don't think we should do this.

Mario: I'm not fucking talking to you. So shut your mouth and keep quiet before I make you stay quiet.

Peach: It doesn't have to end like this Mario.

(Bangs hand on desk)

Mario: This is the plan we made for this exact.

Peach: Well there should be a different plan Mario.

Mario: Do it or I'm leaving you and you'll have to stay here in this hell hole. You wouldn't risk a good life for some dick?

Browser: Don't do it Peaches.

(Peaches gets off browser, Mario points his gun at Browser)

Mario: Don't move Browser. Peach look at me while you do it.

(Peach slits browsers neck)

Peach: Are you happy now Mario? You got what you wanted.

Mario: Oh, I'm loving every single second of it.

(Mario shoots Peach)

Luigi: Mario what the fuck?

Mario: Look at me.

(Mario shoots Luigi in the face, Mario grabs Luigi's phone and calls daisy)

Mario: Daisy, Daisy, Oh man it's a catastrophe. Peach and Luigi are dead. Come get me now.

Daisy: On my way Mario.

Mario: I'm sorry brother, but you couldn't be trusted. You were a liability. You'd understand if you were in my exact position.