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UPTOWN RAT

In honour of GT 2018: uptown rat, wolf 6, and the plant. Improved the lyrics.

Uptown rat
He wears a very silly pointy hat
I bet he never had a wolf or 6
I bet his mother never told him this

I'm gonna try
For an uptown rat
He's been living in his uptown plant
As long as anyone with green blood can
And now he's looking for a downtown plant
That's what I am

And when he knows what
He wants from his hat
And when he wakes up
And murders his dad

He'll see it is so tough
Just because
Trees are bad for an uptown rat
You know I've seen him in his uptown plant
He's getting tired of his planty toys
And all the presents from his planty boys
He's got a choice

Wowowowoh

Uptown rat
Now look how silly is his pointy hat
And maybe someday when wolf 6 comes in
He'll understand and will remove his hat
And then I'll live

And when he's walking
He's looking like Reese's
And when he's talking
He'll say he loves trees

He'll say that life is tough
Just because
Trees are bad for an uptown rat
He's been living in his uptown plant
As long as anyone with green blood can
And now he's looking for a downtown plant
That's what I am

Wowowowowoh

Uptown rat
He's my uptown rat
You know trees are bad
for an uptown rat
My uptown rat
You know trees are bad
For an uptown rat
My uptown rat
You know trees are bad
For an uptown rat
My uptown rat
You know trees are bad
For an uptown rat
My uptown rat