The Tales of Bob

Untitled Part 1

Chapter 1

Perfect Pumpernickel

Bob's shop is about to open for the day and the crowds of people are already rushing to get in. As soon as the doors were open the shop was full. People were pushing and shoving to get pumpernickel. Once everyone was settled down they were able to pay and get there pumpernickel. There were compliments like "I could eat this all day" and "I would pay anything to eat this". When the shop was about to close there was one last customer. This customer has wanted to challenge Bob to see who could make the best pumpernickel. The customer has said that if Bob loses he had to close his shop, and if Bob won he would earn 2.4B dollars. They did the battle and Bob has won. He got the money and decided to donate half of it to the town so it is not as small. They built their town up and they became huge. The other producers wanted them gone and that is exactly what they did.

It was the next day and Bob has noticed his store wasn't so busy. He looked across the street and there was a new shop. The shop was called "Perfect Pumpernickel". This has caught Bob's attention so he sent one of his chefs to go over and buy some of the pumpernickel. When they got back Bob has tasted the pumpernickel and realised something. It tasted EXACTLY like his. Bob went to the back and saw that his recipe was stolen. It must have been the owner of the new shop. He went to the shop and saw that the owner was the same person that challenged him yesterday. Everyone was liking the pumpernickel that was being produced. But Bob has smelled something. Something very specific, It was Bob's secret ingredient. He didn't have this on the recipe so the only way they could have gotten this was when he tried it. Bob had gone to court and accused the man of stealing and he was found guilty. The man went to prison for a year and when he got out that is where it all began.

Chapter 2

The War Begins

As soon as the man got out of jail he went to his shop to see it has been shut down. This made the man want revenge on Bob. The man went home and went to his basement. "Who's there?", said someone in the basement. "Oliver", said the man. "Come in", said the person inside the basement. Oliver walked down the stairs and saw that his project was coming along greatly. He was making a thermonuclear bomb. Oliver was going to nuke Bob's shop to put him out of business. "Sir we don't have enough money for the project", said Oliver's assistant, Gerald. "What should we do to get money?", asked Oliver. "Well, I was thinking we could challenge people to a pumpernickel contest and if we win they have to give us 1 million dollars.", Gerald proposed. Oliver liked the idea. The next day they went around challenging people and won against five people. They went back and continued the project. It was about done but then the police came because Oliver had missed his court date. He had to reschedule it to next week, but he didn't care. Everything would be gone by then. Oliver began to get the bomb ready to be launched. They rocket was a fairly big bomb. It was three meters long and one meter tall. Once everything was ready they launched it and went in there nuclear base complete with a full size kitchen, a bar, indoor heated pool, and a game room. Bob saw the missile and saw he had to hurry.

Luckily Bob always came prepared. He told everyone to get in his shop and down to his bunker. The bunker was perfect for everyone. It was just like a hotel. There were rooms for everyone, with two beds, a bathroom, and a kitchen. All the people had loved it. The bomb hit the ground and everything shook. Stuff fell of the walls and people were tripping over nothing. The quake stopped and everything that fell was put back up. As it came close to lunchtime Bob started making pumpernickel. Everyone was ready to pay but since they were basically in a war zone it was free. Everyone got one serving of pumpernickel. All the people lived like this for about a week then Bob ran out of supplies.

Chapter 3

The surface

Everyone was hungry since Bob had ran out of supplies. He knew that someone would have to go out to try and find food. Bob had an idea. They would all go out to find food and go to a neighboring city that wasn't affected. He rallied everyone and explained what they were going to do. They walked outside to see a desolate wasteland. There wasn't a single living thing in sight. Some of the buildings survived, but the insides were obliterated. Oliver was also getting low on food but they had gardens inside their base. They didn't see a need to go outside. So Bob's group walked around a bit and found bits of food here and there. Until they saw the supermarket has stayed together somehow. They went there and saw a bunch of beef jerky. Just beef jerky. Everyone got a handful of jerky and decided to sit down and have a nice meal. Then bob remembered that in the very back were supplies for pumpernickel. He went to the back and got the supplies. He made the pumpernickel and everyone enjoyed it. Then with the leftover supplies he made nachos. He also had some cheese for no reason. Bob melted the cheese and had nachos. Then he spilled the cheese. He was furious. Bob knew that life gets you down sometimes so he had to move on without his cheese. They decided it was time to make some weapons just in case. Their best weapons were wooden sticks that have been sharpened. They have found some scrap metal and cloth and tried to make like a sword.

They began to venture towards an unaffected city. There were going to be many bandits and many mutant creatures. They were beginning to walk when they realized that there were huge dust clouds. This could mean survivors. They hurried to the clouds and they were wrong. It was a stampede of mutant pigs. Bob remembers seeing peppa in there too. They had to fight till every single one of them was motionless. They continued with injuries, but no lives were lost.

Chapter 4

Bandits

Bob continued to go through the wasteland hoping they would find other people. They found people eventually but they were not nice. They had fought for what felt like days. In reality, it was like five minutes. Lives were lost and Bob has won the battle. Things seemed to be going pretty well. Until they ran out of food again. They went back to where the bandits were and got food from there. They had plenty of food after that. Bob has continued his adventure and hap walked a mile until finding a small village. Many people were there and there was even a leader. Like a president. There were shops and merchants. Bob went there to buy some food and better weapons. They were able to get some more beef jerky and knives. They saw what looked like a battle arena or something like that. They decided to see what it was and it was where they would put two people in there and they fight. Bob was told they put a bandit and a public official. They would then fight to the death. Bob decided to watch the next one that was happening.

The next day Bob went to the stadium and watched a fight. Apparently there was a battle between the best cop and a bandit called the hash slinging slasher. The slasher had a spatula for a hand and his weapon was the spatula. It has been sharpened on both ends to create a deadly weapon. The cop had a shortened shotgun. As soon as the fight started Slasher had jumped and ran across the wall. The cop had shot and barely missed. The Slasher was to fast for him. Slasher jumped to slash the cop in half but he was shot and fell. The cop had ran to the other side of the stadium and shot again. Slasher was lying on the ground and was hopeless. One last shot had killed him. The slasher was dead and everyone had cheered. The spatula was gifted to the cop for his bravery. Bob decided it was time to carry on with their journey to civilization. They walked until they found a city and they had finally found one. They ran towards it with joy. Finally they would be saved.

Chapter 5

Complete Isolation

Once they reached the city they were devastated. There was nobody. It was intact but no one was there. Bob knew that everyone was missing his pumpernickel so he went to the store for supplies. He made the pumpernickel and everyone had a nice meal with water to drink. They decided to stay to get guns and weapons then to go raid Oliver's hideout. They had went back and saw the door to the hideout. They went down very carefully and quietly. They snooped around and saw them. Bob ran towards Oliver with a knife in hand and stabbed the back of his head. Blood had sprayed everywhere and Oliver was dead. They had took the rest of the workers prisoners and used them to see if mutant creatures were hostile so they knew what to look out for. They got back to the city and traveled deeper into it to try and find people.

By the end of the day they had searched the whole city and there were no signs of life. So they tried a few more cities and still nothing. They had been walking for weeks trying to find civilization. They had finally did it. After a whole month they had found other people. They were took straight into testing to see if they were sick and were fine. Everyone recognized Bob instantly. They pleaded for his pumpernickel and he made some. Everyone loved it. Bob had made a new shop and continued his life as normal. Every now and then Bob would give tours of the wasteland and he became good friends with the people in the village they saw in the wasteland. Next Bob had a challenger he would decline to prevent this from happening ever again.

Chapter 6

Normal Life

Bob had survived the wasteland and went through many challenges. It was a tough journey but Bob and everyone else on the journey made it through without any deaths. Since Bob had not forgotten his pumpernickel recipe he wrote it down for his future children. Bob had thought everything would have ended there but he was wrong. Very wrong. For he did not know what would happen five years from now.

THE END