A Madea purge night

Graduations and Gas

It's 6:54 am and Madea's car is on the highway. Inside there is Madea, Joe, Hattie, And Bam.
Joe: Mable, I don't know what the hell with you.
Madea: Joe, you ignorant as hell! What you talking bout.
Joe: why in the hell we in this damn car with yo big ass, hell we been in this car a damn hour!
Madea: Joe, I have told you stupid ass stop smoking that damn weed, hell. You already know we going to uh that lil boy graduation.
Bam: Mable, that lil boy name is Kevin
Madea: yeah, that's the same thing.
Hattie: But, Madea
Madea: yes, Hattie
Hattie: why we gotta be there hell we ain't have a damn thing to do with that boy.
Madea: We going cause Cara asked me to come
Joe: she said she was gonna pay you didn't she
Madea: .........Maybe
Hattie: well that boy is sexy
Bam: Hattie, you gone give him worms
Hattie: shit the hell up Bam. I got rid of those things.
Madea: Hell, Cara better be paying me gas money to
Joe: That ain't the type of Gas I need(chuckles)
Madea: Joe, Shut the hell up. I need some gas money
Bam: it don't make no damn difference it's gone shut down either way.
Madea: Shut the hell, Bam, all the damn stripping money I put into this car. And, Bam, you gotta pay for my bumper
Bam: what you mean, Mabel
Madea: cause every damn time you get on my back seat my bumper screeches on the road every time I drive.
Bam: Madea
Hattie: Bam, she ain't lying
Bam sighs
Madea: How long is this damn ride
Joe: you should be used to long stuff knowing have a long penis.
Madea: look, we here.