Just as the super iron avengers prepare to head out to find the corona jewels, and crown, two old friends of the team, Dan and tourgdaeg, stand in a speedor parking lot.
"Hey, Dan, you sure we've got the right place?" "Lieutenant stone said that the only way we'll be back on the force permanently, is if we put parking tickets on 20 speedors by the end of the day." "Well, I'm no genius, but uh, aren't we forgetting something?" "Like what?" "I don't know, try, speedors?!" He gestured at the very empty parking lot. "Well, there is that." An RRR police speedor came up to them. "It's lieutenant stone." Lt. stone got out of the speedor. "Well gentlemen, today's your lucky day, since general amidala has decided to give me one final chance, I've decided to give you two, one final chance." Behind him, and in front of Dan and tourgdawg, a ship like thing suddenly appeared out a nowhere. "Uh, sir, I think there's something you should see." "Not, now Daniel." "Yeah, but sir I think you really want to see this." The craft was sinking into the water of naboo, then disappeared. Lt. stone grabbed them by their uniform ties. "Don't you ever want to redeem yourselves? Now you two are to report directly to the theed energy facility at once, the private security force was let go, and they want us to pick up the slack." "Yessir." "Aright, this is your last chance gentlemen, don't blow it." Lt stone got back into his speedor and drove off, leaving Dan and tourgdawg staring at the water, trying to make sense of what they just saw. "That wasn't any known ship design." "What do we do?" "We are going to get ourselves over to that power plant and we're going to keep our mouths shut about this." "Good idea."
Unbeknownst to anyone the unknown ship was a sub craft owned by divatox, a ruthless pirate who wanted the corona aurora. "Ha ha ha, at last, we've made it to the planet where the corona aurora lies." Her nephew, Elgar, looked at his scanner. "Uh, aunt Divatox, the scanner isn't picking up any jewels or the crown itself, they're not on this planet." "Then, we'll destroy the power plant and draw out who ever knows about it." "You got it aunty d."
At the power plant, Dan and tourgdawg arrived at the theed power plant. "Oh, yeah, this is way more exciting then parking tickets." "I sure hope we can handle all this action." The theed power plant basically saw no real action, so it was going to be a very quiet shift. That is, until Elgar beamed in with a bomb. Noticing Dan and tourgdawg, he walked over to them. "Hey fellas, I have a little proposition for ya." Dan and tourgdawg turned and instantly froze at the sight of the alien. "Stay calm tourgdawg, I have a plan." Elgar continued. "Alright here it is, either you step aside, or I blast you." They were still paralyzed, but were pointing at each other, acting like goof balls. Elgar just shook his head. "Oh brother." He hated when people acted like goof balls around him. "Hey tourgdawg, remember the last class we took at the academy?" "Yes." "Let's do it." "This oughta be good." They took out vibrobatons and started doing a routine that was just as silly as it was pointless. "Now what do you say?" "I say, you lose, paranatrons!" Several of his buddies beamed in to surround Dan and tourgdawg. "Oh, you want to get serious huh?" "You bet, attack!" Big mistake, within moments, Dan and tourgdawg defeated all the paranatrons. "Now, it's your turn to give up." "Me give up? Get real." Elgar fired his blaster at Dan and tourgdawg, transforming them into monkeys. Elgar admired his handiwork. "Whoa." He wasn't expecting the gun to do that, he just thought it vaporized people. "This thing's actually kinda cool, see ya." He left Dan and stampy as monkeys.
A new menace, a pair of monkeys turned from people, this will delay the team even further, how will Dan and tourgdawg get out of this mess? Stay tuned, as the adventure continues.
To be continued.
