His Grudge
By: Israel and Mika
Once upon a time, Hank went inside a room. The room only had one thing inside. It was a Pizza John shirt.
He said, "This is a stupid shirt" before the door slammed shut behind him.
Meanwhile, John from the past was making the "Shaving for Pakistan" video.
Hank from the present was trapped in the room and a voice said "Put on the shirt."
John felt a weird feeling, and suddenly vanished before the mustachioed John appeared, thus the concept for the shirt was never created. So, a vortex opened up in front of Hank, where the shirt was previously located.
The voice continued shouting, "PUT ON THE SHIRT"
"But it's not even a shirt anymore! It's a deep black void!" Hank yelled back.
John from the past's face suddenly materialized in the void.
"Hello Hank.... Where am I?" John asked.
And then Hank got sucked into the void, going through the face of John. Hank was falling in the void, and as he fell, he saw the dead characters that his brother had created. But then he saw someone who wasn't supposed to be there. It was John.
But he wasn't dead. Hank feared the worst. "J-John, why are you here?"
John replied, "Hello Hank.... Where am I?"
"I don't know. I think you might be....dead. Or maybe I'm dead. "
The voice appeared again and suddenly said, "Hank, there is only one way to save your brother: you must kill Lizzie Bennet." The voice continued, "If you don't, your brother will be sent to Oblivion."
And upon hearing oblivion, he knew who the voice was. Hank shouted, "Augustus! Why are you killing your author!"
"Revenge," was all he said.
Gus started crying as the face of Hazel Grace Lancaster materialized.
"Hazel, but you're not dead nor are you Hank. How can you be here?" The voice said.
Hank choked up as he said, "I'm not dead, but I'm not sure about Hazel."
"Everything is going to be okay," Hazel told Gus.
"Okay? But you're here..." Gus said.
"Yes. Exactly." She took his hand, "Okay?" As Gus stayed silent, Hazel said, "The cancer didn't kick in, but my sadness did."
"No.... This is all my fault," Gus cried.
"No! It's mine! I killed you!" John had spoken up.
Everything turned black for Hank.
Hank woke up, he had fallen off his bed, he was holding TFIOS in his hands and he was breathing heavily. "A...a...nightmare?"
A familiar voice said, "Why the hell are you doing in my bedroom? Jane, there's a weird guy in my room!"
"Lizzie?" Hank was in shock. "But...but...."
And the voice shouted out loud, "You thought this was a nightmare, Hank? Do the task. I provided you a book for aid."
TFIOS had turned into a different book, titled "Your first murder".
"Did you hear that," said Hank, panicking.
"Hear what? Jane, hurry up! There's a crazy guy in my bedroom!" Lizzie shouted.
Hank then opened the book, and there appeared a knife.
Lizzie saw it and screamed. "SOMEBODY HELP!"
"Is the guy hot?" shouted Lydia.
"HE HAS A FUCKING KNIFE!"
Lydia then insisted, "But is he hot?"
"Yes," Hank whispered to himself. He turned to Lizzie, "I'm not going to hurt you."
"Oh yes you are," said the sinister voice as Hank saw his hand raise so the knife pointed to Lizzie.
"Not going to hurt me? Your knife is pointed at me!" Lizzie shouted. "HELP!"
And then Hank's body hurled towards Lizzie, but then time stopped.
Hazel appeared, and jumped in front of Lizzie. She snapped her finger to resume time. "Noooooooo," and then it all happened.
Hazel's heart was stabbed, and as she lay dying, she said "Gus...." before falling into a dark void beneath her feet. Hank wondered, was that how she got there?
Hank then saw Lizzie's body bleeding. Gus had appeared and he had stabbed her. "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!"
Hank closed his eyes as he insisted, "You're all fiction, you're all fiction, you are all FICTION!"
Darcy entered the room, and rushed towards Lizzie, pushing Gus away. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no...."
The walls around them started to crack. This was what happened when you mess with the universe's OTP. And through the cracks materialized John, still in a bearded state, wondering about, what the hell is happening Hank?
J.K. Rowling stepped out of the crack and sighed sadly. "John, you see, when you kill characters that people loved, there are consequences. This happened to me long ago too. And now it's happening to you and your brother."
And then all turned black for Hank once again.
He was back in the empty room. The t-shirt was on his lap. "FINE! I'll wear the stupid shirt!"
~Fin~
