Golden Sponge Cake,
Filled with cream,
Backed in factory Machines,
(Tell me what it is in the comments...NO CHEATING!)
Plastic wrapped
and stacked up here,
Shelf life of five hundred years.
Bombs are dropped
and germs are spread.
Everyone we know is dead.
But no matter
The hard times we've had,
At least the Twinkies won't go bad.
