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"omo hana annyeong!!" yuungo cries tears of happiness. "annyeong yuungo!!" hana replies. they sit down at a table and a waitress comes because it's a fancy ice cream shop with waiters and stuff.

"annyeong can i take your order??" she chirps like a penguin omo penguin oppar.

"annyeong—" hana looks at her name tag "mina. you are neomu yeoppu!! i will take a kimchi ice cream!!"

"and you, handsome, kind, beautiful male?" she asks.

"i will take a kimchi ice cream too with a side of vodka. can i also have your number," he says.

"of course oppar!! it's 696-969-6969!! saranghae! 2 kimchi ice creams and 1 vodka coming up!" and she leaves.

"omo why you have to flirt with her?? jinjja!! she isn't even that pretty????? aish i thought you saranged me :((" hana sobs. the kimchi ice creams arrive and hana shoves the ice cram into yuungos faces bc she's that petty.

"omo take that!! i hate you! aish!" she yells.

"andwaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" yuungo sobs, wiping his face with a napkin.

and with a clickity click of hana's 69 inch high heels, she stomps off and slams the door close so hard that she breaks it. so she leaves some money to help pay for it.

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